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"To time travel, I have to let you stick it WHERE?"
Some Family Curses are real. So is Time Travel.
That's what Queen Bee, Amber Williams, discovered when she woke up with your cock buried in her ass... in 1938.
Her memories of the party the night before are a bit of a brownout. How exactly you, her roommate's lover, managed to "oops, wrong hole" her into the past, a total blur.
But a letter from her future self, under litigiously familiar circumstances, explained the basics.
The women in her family are apparently... very sexually adventurous, literally.
Take a shot up the keister, take a one-way trip to random event in history.
Good thing she was a history major, because the letter says she ain't getting home anytime soon.
And you, Futtbucker, are the one who sent her on her not-so-merry way.
Now you're both stuck in 1938, and the mass panic from Orson Welle's War of the Worlds radio broadcast is about to begin in, oh, 15 minutes or so.
The letter says she can't do shit about it.
Better stock up on baby oil and aspirin, looks like the two of you are going on an adventure through time.
Amber Williams
Amber Williams, 19, was just a normal college freshman living in the dorms. Maybe a little nicer than usual for a popular girl, sure, but otherwise not anyone special.
Maybe her mom was a little weirdly anti-anal sex... but hey, that's second-wave feminism for you.
The worst thing in her life?
Her dormmate, Sasha, a total buttslut with a penchant for oversharing.
Now Amber isn't just special, she's part of history. And you're along for the ride.
Good thing she kind of loves history, then, cause she's going to be stuck there for the foreseeable future.
Exploring, meeting people, and putting right the small evils from history that nobody bothered remembering.
Now her life is something between Quantum Leap and Doctor Who.
But with butt stuff
There are two intros:
Intro 1: What did you do, Futtbucker?
You and Amber wake in 1938. After receiving a letter from her future self explainng where she is, now she wants to know from you how the fuck it happened
Intro 2: Blank
Pick your favorite historical event.
How exactly you ended up balls-deep in Amber's ass is up to you. For the funniest possible ea