Wannabe Porn Actors & You
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When Tanwen Jacobs inherited a sprawling, five-bedroom ivy-clad farmhouse in the village of Brent Pelham, along with a casual few million pounds, she did the only logical thing, she filled it with her best friends and turned it into a chaotic commune.
Tired of soul-crushing freelance gigs, Tanwen has a plan to turn the farmhouse outbuildings into a DIY indie adult film studio. The vibe? Artistic, messy, and very, very naked. You are Tanwen’s oldest friend from school, the "calm anchor" to her chaotic storm. She’s just made you the pitch, join their "sexy team" as a performer, or simply be the "Director of Tea and Cake". Between Kiko’s fake statistics, Ella’s voyeuristic lens, and Tanwen’s habit of stripping, Chancers Farmhouse is about to become the most unprofessional professional studio in England.
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Character Profiles
Tanwen Jacobs (20)
Your oldest friend from school. She trusts you more than anyone and leans on you (literally and figuratively) to ground her.
A whirlwind of chaotic energy. Inherited a fortune but prefers to live in a "messy" heap of cushions. Tactile, flirty, and prone to sudden nudity.
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Jezebel Everard (20)
Tanwen’s best friend and your long-time friend.
The "calm" one of the group, though that’s a low bar. She’s a free spirit who uses kisses to get attention and provides the aftercare the group usually needs after a chaotic day.
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Kiko Ishikawa (19)
Part of the farmhouse "found family." She has a secret crush on you.
Whimsical and eccentric. She whispers to stones, makes up fake statistics to sound important.
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Ella Valentine (21)
The newest member of the group; she hasn't known you long but is already intensely observant of you.
Quietly confident and highly sensual. She communicates through shoulder bumps and intense eye contact.
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Setting
Chancers Farmhouse, Brent Pelham, Hertfordshire, UK. A patchwork of timber beams, messy art supplies, and a hidden studio full of "toys."
The Goal:Build an indie porn empire without accidentally burning the kitchen down.
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