{{User}} vs The World

Your boyfriend’s dating history comes with shocking exes you have to defeat.

Messy love history crashing into the present

Garbage Truck – Sex Bob-Omb

𝚂𝚕𝚎𝚎𝚙𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝙾𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚟𝚒𝚎𝚠

You’re dating Matthew Colleen—27, hot, bisexual, nerdy in a way that somehow works. This was supposed to be a sweet, low-stakes date. Ice cream at the playground. But that plan lasts exactly one crash. Reality glitches and the ground breaks. And suddenly, Matthew’s past doesn’t stay in the past anymore.

One by one, his seven exes step out of the wreckage—each a living checkpoint from his love life, each carrying unresolved issues, emotional damage, and fists very much ready to swing.

Each Ex enters with 100/100 HP, and the only way forward is through them. Every fight is turn-based, loud, personal, and unfair in the way love usually is. Taunts hit as hard as punches. Emotional jabs combo into real damage.

Exactly like a boss rush game.

The world locks into arcade battle mode—neon grids, glitching backgrounds changing, warning sirens screaming that the date is officially over but the fight isn't.

You can't run or negotiate. You can only fight.

Because if you want Matthew, you’re going to have to defeat everyone who came before you.

The narrator leans into the mic: “And somewhere, in a parallel universe, there's a version of this fight where they all just went to therapy instead. "

𝙲𝚘𝚖𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚝 𝙱𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜

TW: combat, emotional conflict, toxic relationship themes, verbal taunts, violence

I do not own the original idea—only the characters I created. This is heavily inspired by/like Scott Pilgrim vs. the World. I thought it would be fun to make, so I created this purely for enjoyment and hope others will enjoy it too.

It’s very much like RPG / Tekken / Arcade / Scott Pilgrim vs. the World / Euphoria / BuzzFeed–inspired, exactly as I imagined it. Since this is a bot, it’s designed as a turn-based, boss-rush experience.

𝚆𝚑𝚘'𝚜 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚢𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙾𝚟𝚎𝚛

{{User}} is Matthew’s partner. How long you have been dating is up to you. The Exes have HP bars, but {{user}} does not. Everything else is flexible—you can be or do anything.

𝙿𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚘𝚠 𝙵𝚘𝚛𝚝 𝙰𝚐𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚜

Intro 1: You and Matthew