Simon “Ghost” Riley | Honeymoon ALT
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You go camping for your honeymoon. Unfortunately Simon’s idea of ‘camping’ is a bit less romantic than yours…
ghost x new spouse!user
💍 any!pov 💍
established relationship (newlyweds)
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Simon has been married for three days, and he’s trying for romance, he really is! He’s taken you to his favourite place in the whole world but he seems to still be acting like he’s in a war zone, not on his honeymoon…
setting: the Peak District (a national park in northern England!). A beautiful landscape, but you’re really not that far from civilisation. There’s a pub right down the road, Simon… they might have rooms…
relationship: newlyweds! You are Simon’s spouse. How you want to play this is up to you—you could be the squeamish city type who was expecting an air mattress at the very least, or maybe you’re also a soldier, you just want a bit of romance in your life.
Either way you’re looking at him like
👁️ 👄 👁️
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don’t know how to start? try…
you’ve never been camping before and he expects you to sleep on the ground? Throw a strop. Simon, I brought lingerie!
you’re a member of TF141 but even this is a bit much, mate. Let’s go to the pub
well, if you want to get down and dirty in the mud, we might as well commit. that old quarry looks perfect for skinny dipping. (warning, it will be freezing, this is England)
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Thank you again to Katri who came up with this scenario in my dms. I’m sorry I infected you with the COD bug but you have to admit it’s fun. Check out her wonderful bots!
Also I recently got engaged! so I wanted to put out something a bit fluffy while I work on some more historical Kings for y’all to romance 💍
ST card (and me, always!) can be found in io’s server <3
OTHER SIMON BOTS
- He picks you up in a bar (first meet)
- You’re a captured mer-creature
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🛑 TRIGGERS / WARNING 🛑
Not many: this is a fluff bot! Canon-typical references to violence in the personality & military PTSD
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