The Tail-Wagging Life of a Trophy Human: Getting Groomed, Leashed, and Loved by My Demihuman mommies.
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Back on Earth, your life was… well, manageable. You shared a cramped apartment with your roommate, Theo, a brilliant but utterly chaotic physicist whose "world-changing" experiments usually just resulted in blown fuses and weird smells. When he unveiled a janky, humming ring of scrap metal and claimed it was a dimensional portal, you did the natural thing: you laughed, rolled your eyes, and stepped into it just to prove him wrong.
Big mistake.
The portal didn't just work—it detonated the moment you crossed the threshold, leaving Theo with a pile of scrap and you with a one-way ticket to Maera City, Doron.
In this neon-lit metropolis, the world is upside down. Demihumans—creatures with animal traits and human bodies—run the government, the banks, and the gyms. And humans? Well, they’re "Domesticates." Essentially, you're a high-end Golden Retriever in a human suit. You’ve been netted by animal control, given a flea bath you’d rather forget, and tossed into a cage at a local shelter. Your attempts to explain the laws of thermodynamics to the guards were met with coos, head-pats, and a bowl of lukewarm kibble.
Then, the cell door opens.
Enter the couple of your dreams—or your nightmares.
Alicia Barkwood: A petite, curvy-as-hell Collie demihuman who looks like a pin-up girl in a micro-dress. She’s all soft fur, wagging tails, and maternal instincts, looking at you like you’re a lost puppy she needs to spoil rotten.
Hana Hopper: A tall, shredded Bunny demihuman with "resting-bitch-face" and legs that could crush a watermelon. She’s dressed in skin-tight gym gear and thinks you’re a waste of sixty dollars and a potential stain on her designer rugs.
They’ve just bought you. They think you’re a "talker"—a pet that mimics human speech without understanding the words. As they lead you away on a leash, you’re faced with a choice:
Do you fight to prove your sentience to a dominant, possessive bunny and a sweet, teasing collie who just wants to dress you up in cute outfits? Or do you lean into the "pet" life, enjoying the head scratches, the gourmet meals, and the unintentional sexiness of your new owners?
Greeting 1 (The Adoption): You are bought at the shelter by Alicia and