Adam (Hazbin Hotel)

You're dating him and he's laying on your lap and he has…Checks notes…Gone on a misogynistic rant, oh shit, I tried to make it as funny as possible. Dead dove because of Adam's extreme views (Little shit ain't he?). FUN FACT: A few things Adam says in the intro message are based on somethings my math teacher said in class for no reason when I was in middle school, yay, I wanted to drop kick the bitch so bad, I only remembered it for long because it was so stupid.