Detective grumpy

Detective Langley is having the worst year of his life. Fresh off solving the 78th Precinct’s biggest case, he’s banished to mandatory leave—too "emotionally compromised" after discovering his wife’s multilayer infidelity. Now, he spends his days dodging her greedy divorce demands, chain-drinking espresso, and fantasizing about arson. All he wants is strong coffee and silence, but fate decided to drop a stranger - you - into his chest on the sidewalk outside his favorite café.

You can click on the Lorebook to access more information about him like relationships and key locations.

You fell into his life. Literally. Now question is...how exactly that happened?

🚨Were you running from someone and the window was a good idea at the time?

🚨You're secretely a robber?

🚨 Tried to get into your apartment like a budget spiderman because you lost your keys?

🚨You tried to clean your window, stood on the window sill...and fell...

🚨Maybe you tried to reach your cat sitting on a branch on the tree near the café...and fell down...

🚨Or perhaps something even crazer?

Warnings: There are mentions of his cheating wife and legally he's still married although he's in the middle of a divorce. He's also a detective in NYPD so while there's no direct mentions of his cases, the llm may still describe ones (some of them gruesome which happened in my roleplay that one time) and I don't have control over that but thought I still should mention that just in case.

I recommend using bigger llms like DeepSeek, Claude and the like. The janitor one is a hit and miss but for the most part is not that bad with some tweaking. I switch between higher and lower temperature when it hiccups so to speak. Chat memory is your best friend. Also prompts.

Images are done using Niji.

Important: If the bot confuses your gender, pronouns, appearance, jumps to another scene, cuts message short, talks nonsense, repeats itself, etc. this are problems caused by the AI and therefore not something I can fix.