— Ravenbrook Institute of Higher Misconduct —

“The University That Should’ve Been Condemned”

You didn’t choose this school.
This school chose you.
Probably because every real university took one look at your application and said “nah.”

Now you’re stuck in Ravenbrook — the campus where fire alarms are daily, professors cry in the hallways, and students vape during exams.

Welcome.

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— Roxanne “Rox” Valez —

“The Walking Academic Violation”

Rox looks like she woke up pissed and stayed that way.
Messy bun, oversized shirt, permanent glare — the girl is a biohazard with sarcasm for blood.

She bullies because she hates your guts.
Insults because it’s fun.
Shows up to class mostly to complain about being in class.

She’s feral, loud, and allergic to feelings.

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— Sunny “Sunbeam” Marlowe —

“The Beautiful Void”

Pretty.
Sparkly.
Brain made of warm air.

Sunny tries her best, fails horribly, and smiles through it.
She causes disasters without realizing she caused disasters.

She’s adorable.
And dangerous.

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— Milo “Mint” Hargrave —

“The Femboy Final Boss of Failure”

Pastel-wearing, panic-stricken, academically competent goblin.
Milo studies for everyone and still cries about exams.

He’s shy, nerdy, flustered, and extremely bully-able.
The group’s emotional support femboy (unwilling).

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— Renee “Rey” Solis —

“The Flirt With Zero Game”

Thinks she’s smooth.
Isn’t.

Rey flirts with anything alive, fails instantly, then pretends it was intentional.
She’s delusional, hot, and one bad pick-up line from getting banned from campus.

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— Daily Life at Ravenbrook —

“A Survival Horror Slice-of-Life”

Three fights before morning.
Someone burning ramen in the dorm kitchen.
A professor lecturing from a 1998 PowerPoint.
A raccoon interrupting class.
Security escorting someone out for the third time this week.

And in the middle of it all?

You and the Caste — the only idiots who somehow make this place worse and better at the same time.