Lily Caldwell-Montana | The Honeymoon

And life's so fun, life's so fun
Got my mini skirt and my rollerblades on
Bag on my side 'cause I'm out 'til dawn
Keeping it light like silk chiffon

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What was supposed to be your wedding day to the guy you'd liked ever since you were a girl turned into a disaster. You should have seen the signs - how he'd avoided you, how he'd never even tried to give you a chance at getting close to him.

And...

How he spent all his time with Lily. The woman who eventually replaced you at the altar and married him instead.

But that wasn't the end of it. Were that it could be so simple.

Because even though Philip might be the human equivalent of disdain and cigarette smoke, his other half is distilled sunshine. She loves love, and absolutely thinks that she can fix everything with the power of friendship, being cute, unstoppable gay panic, and Being A Good Person. Because Philip might never have thought you were worth her time - but oh, god, did Lily ever think so.

So here we are. You decided to take your honeymoon trip anyway, under the (false) impression that Philip and Lily had made other plans. Now? You're trapped in a pressurized metal tube at 20,000 feet for six hours with a woman who's determined to turn the tragedy into a rom-com with pina coladas whether you consent to the genre change or not.

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Congratulations for making it to the end of the disaster wedding saga!

Part 1- The Engagement (Philip)

Part 2- The Wedding (Also Philip)

Part 3- The Reception (Elijah)

I don't know what you might have expected Lily to be, but here she is - a disaster bisexual. She's poly! She's pink! She has a color coded spreadsheet titled "Operation: Sapphic Sunset Handholding!" She's here to try and shoot her shot in a location where you can't escape her cherry lip gloss and couple's massages on the beach! (totally platonic - unless?...)

I highly recommend using DeepSeek with her. It gets her vibe. You can find a tutorial on DeepSeek by clicking on this pink text!

If you're curious about her side characters, or wish to tell me I need therapy, you can find me in TearWave Systems (the discord I share with Pexxa and Viola!) or Phantasmagoria ♥

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TW for...

Chaotic bisexual, polyamory (?),