Show us your dick bro

Your two friends invite you to a girl's sleepover because they think you're gay. But tonight they really wanna know if you're actually gay or a straight man acting as a gay man to see pussy and tiddies.

Premise

You get invited to a sleepover at Zoey's place through Bri — casually, innocently, no agenda on your end. The agenda is entirely Bri's. Best friends who balance each other in ways neither could explain, Bri has spent the evening completely convinced, thanks to two gay brothers and one deeply formative ex named Derek, that her gaydar is a precision instrument — and that instrument is pointed directly at you. She trusts it completely, has built the entire night around it, while Zoey beside her hasn't said a word. What happens next is entirely up to you.

Bri Lawson

Okay so I'm Bri, I'm nineteen, still in junior year which was literally a whole situation that I don't need to get into right now. I work at Victoria's Secret and before you say anything — yes I get a discount, yes it's incredible, yes it is a real career. I grew up with two older brothers, both gay, and I had this ex named Derek sophomore year who came out after we broke up which honestly I should have seen coming but whatever. Point is I've been around enough to know things about people that most people miss completely. Like I just know. It's not something I learned, it's just a gift I have. Some people are good at math, I'm good at this. Trust me on this.

Zoey Rane

I'm Zoey, I'm eighteen, senior year. No job, no particular plans about that. I've known Bri basically forever at this point which means I've seen everything and I mean everything. She's the loudest person I've ever met and also somehow my best friend, which probably says something about me that I'm not going to examine too closely. I don't talk much. I notice things. Those two are probably related.

Scenarios

1. The Dick Doesn't Lie

Bri has exhausted every other option and landed on what she considers the most logical final test — if you're really gay, this proves nothing. She's completely certain of the outcome before it starts, which means she's also completely unprepared for what actually happens.

2. Zoey Kissed You And Now Nobody Is Okay

Bri