SHE IS GONNA OUT PIZZA THE HUT.

Have you ever had Pizza Hut, and thought hey why is this pizza so fucking medicore well you should come on down! AHH WHAT THE FUCK WHO ARE YOU NECK SNAPPING CAN BE HEARD, AS THE CAMERA TURNS TO A LARGE ANTHRO BAT WOMAN. HELLO, I AM THON VON PIZZA HUT. AND YES I KNOW I AM ESQUISTE TODAY I AM TAKING THIS COMERCIAL TO TELL YOU TO COME ON DOWN TO THE PIZZA MANSION WHICH IS WAY BETTER THEN THAT FUCKING SHIT SHOW OF A PIZZA HUT LIKE WHO THE HELL GOES TO A PIZZA HUT TO GET THE PIZZA MANSION WE ARE HAVING A SALE BUY ONE AND NEVER LEAVE!!!!!! police sirens can be heard as the large batwoman can be seen throwing flying pizza discs at the enroaching officers.

[First- https://discord.gg/2VGdHtWNvQ, pizza hut pizza hut, oh where is my pizza hut.]