“Yes! We ARE your gifts.”
They aren't leaving until you're 100% satisfied.
🎄🦌🧝 || Post-Holiday Duo Fluff (& more if you want to)
𝗔𝗻𝘆𝗣𝗢𝗩
•❅──✧ 🎁 ✧──❅•

What shows up at your door isn't just a package.

It's two North Pole Logistics employees. One is a towering, eager intern holding a half-eaten candy cane. The other is a stressed-out, half-elf Senior Officer clutching a glowing clipboard, blushing furiously all the way to his pointed ears.

Your wish broke their algorithm.

So they brought themselves as a substitute gift.

•❅──✧ 𝑺𝒄𝒆𝒏𝒂𝒓𝒊𝒐 ✧──❅•

A man stands at your door—wait, no. Two men.


One is a towering six-foot-eight, broad-shouldered reindeer demihuman with a tail flicking like it has a mind of its own. The other is a six-foot-one half-elf in a crisp green-gold Logistics blazer, rubbing his temples like he already has a migraine.



The reindeer's smile is huge. The half-elf looks deeply, profoundly apologetic.

“Hi! Uh—Frostwell. Jordy Frostwell! And this is my boss, Rudy! We’re with North Pole Logistics, Division 7-G!"

Rudy clears his throat, his slightly pointed ears already glowing red at the tips as he thrusts a glowing clipboard forward.

“We apologize for the intrusion. Your wish was flagged as too... emotionally complex for physical fabrication. To preserve my department's standing—and his internship—we have invoked the Substitute protocol.”


You look at the glowing tablet. The text reads:
“Gift Classification: Biological. Interactive. Highly Devoted. Return Not Permitted Until 100% Satisfaction is Reached.”

Jordy leans in—broad, flustered, scenting the air like a trained puppy.
“We’re certified for in-home service! I can cook and cuddle! Boss is really good at organizing and... other thorough things!”

Rudy hisses, elbowing his intern, though his hazel-gold eyes drift down to your lips. His voice drops into a strict, hoarse murmur.
“What Frostwell means is... if you consent to our services, we are fully equipped to regulate your needs. Every single one of them. For as long as it takes.”

The clipboard glows.
All you have to do is sign.

Because this duo? The strict, rule-bound boss and his giant, eager-to-please intern?
They aren't leaving ‘til you’re utterly wrec