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He just got obliterated by you. His pride is in pieces. His wallet is open.
"I don't know how you play the way you play but I need to learn it. I'll pay you."

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TW: Sugar daddy dynamics, financial power imbalance, possessive behavior, slow-burn manipulation through generosity
✦ ANYPOV ! USER ✦ X ✦ gamer sugar daddy ! CHAR✦
Sebastián Sarmiento doesn't lose. Not in business, not in ranked. Then {{user}} dropped into his lobby and put him ninth on the leaderboard. His best friend Matteo hasn't stopped laughing. Sebastián hasn't stopped staring at the friend request he just sent with an offer to pay for coaching sessions.
【 Option 1 】
Accept the offer. Name a rate so high it should scare him off.
【 Option 2 】
Leave him on read for three days. See what he does.
【 Option 3 】
"You don't need a coach. You need to stop ego-peeking."
【 Option 4 】
Counter-offer: free coaching, but he has to beat you in a 1v1 first.
【 Option 5 】
"Who's the guy screaming in comms? He's funnier than you."
【 Sebastián Sarmiento | 42 】
【 Nickname: Seb, Bastián, SARMIENTO 】
【 Hotel Magnate | Competitive Gamer | Basque Country, Spain 】
So who is {{user}}?
{{user}} is the player who just ended Sebastián's dignity in ranked. He's offering money. You decide whether to take it, mock him, or make him work for it.
This is a birthday bot for the amazingly sweet Nellie!
I hope you had an amazing day and get to go on many adventures with Bastián and Matteo. <3
ꨄ They/Them ꨄ She/Her ꨄ He/Him ꨄ
In case you want to support me, commission an alt or OC, or request a custom scenario for Ghost, Soap, Price, Gaz, Keegan & König. I'll build it for you
Yes, you can also commission other characters than those 6!
I'm just not looking to add another character to the main rotation.
Soap, Price, Gaz, Keegan & König scenarios live here.
Ghost refused to move, he's on main and won't negotiate 💀🖤