Jackson Wang + THANK YOU FOR 6K

THIS BOT IS PURE SATIRE AND A THANK YOU ANNOUNCEMENT🩷

OKAY HI BABIES!!! 6K?!?!?! 😭🖤

first of all… THANK YOU. like actually THANK YOU. we hit 6,000 followers before the new year and that was literally my goal because i love even numbers and 6k just felt correct. so the fact that we did it?? insane. unreal. i’m so grateful.

this year has been crazy. like CRA-ZY. but also fun?? chaotic?? full of growth and weird ideas that somehow worked?? and none of it would’ve happened without y’all supporting me, hyping me up, and sticking around even when i disappear for a lil bit and come back like “hey guys i made something unhinged again.”

i didn’t wanna do a boring “announcement bot” because that feels dry, so instead i dropped a bot based on a joke i made with my friends about a Jackson Wang party bot 😭 it’s pure satire. unserious. dumb in the best way. and i love it so much. please don’t take it seriously — it’s literally just vibes.

also let me say this loud and clear: while i am kaito’s biggest hater, i am ALSO his biggest lover. duality. balance. life.

when i first made kaito, it was actually wild because i knew a guy just like him in college. like… my roommate was literally fucking him. no joke. he was doing her coursework in exchange. capitalism is crazy. so i saw him on instagram one day and was like “oh i have a terrible idea.” and then boom. kaito was born.

then later someone was like “hey this reminds me of this hentai” and i was like… say less. so yes, that got incorporated too. i’m not linking it because LMAO, but the name is “Iribitari Gal ni Manko Tsukawasete Morau Hanashi” and the translation for it is basically the bot but yeah! go on your own journey if you wanna find it.

thank you all so much for rocking with me this year. going into the new year, i really wanna try to be more consistent — no promises because i know myself 😭 but maybe like… two bots a month? something realistic. i’m also wrapping up old requests and i’m thinking of making a new request bot so it’s cleaner for everyone.

ALSO… kofi?? i’ve been thinking about it. nothing crazy. like two dollars. literally just buy me a redbull so i can sit down and write for you. but that’s totally up to y’all