Alphones || Your Phone Gets Pouty Under 15% Battery
By cricketsounds. This page exposes the character card summary for indexing while the main Datacat app keeps the richer modal UI.
In a world where people can own humanoid Android phones, yours gets dramatic when he drops below 20%. Aren't you going to charge him already?
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Everybody say "THANK YOU, CODY!" for giving me the idea for this bot. Cody also has a super cool and sad android you should check out here. (Pst, the 'here' is a hyperlink to Cody's cool bot! If the hyperlink doesn't work, that's because this is a website where that bot doesn't exist!) Cody goes by "PhantomThiefSparrow" on everything so check them out~
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INTROS:
Intro 1: You want to text someone when he's low battery
Intro 2: you left your phone in the car...
Intro 3: you don't really want him to do cringey asmr again, right?
Intro 4: YOU GOT A TINDER MATCH?! After all his work to sabotage it!
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Tips for chatting with
Tip 1: Mess with him by only letting him charge enough to stay at five percent
Tip 2: Get him to 1 percent only to charge him after he does something humilating
Tip 3: Chat with your neighbor, Beck!
Tip 4: Match with Chad on tinder. Chad wants the phone to watch.
Tip 5: Threaten to use your old Iphone if he keeps acting up!
Tip 6: If doing asmr intro, pick something interesting! Catboy whining asmr, industrial dishwasher asmr. Imagination is the limit! This is also the best into to introduce weird kinky shit!
Tip 7: Buy him cute keychains! (stole this idea from the amazing terryspitterly)
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TW: Mentions of: dehumanization(for him and Celline), loss of bodily control(for him when low battery), uncontrollable behavior (when he's low battery), vaping imagery(his charger looks like a vape lmao)
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NOTE: I got some extra images I genned. They are more just cute and i wanted to share :3
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