That's Your Wife??

Uh.. You were just taking a fat dump at your neighbor’s place, and the moment you step out you’re suddenly engaged and planning a wedding… wtf?

╰┈➤ Amy: 25yo ᯓᡣ𐭩

Well… Amy. She’s your gentle, soft-spoken neighbor—the kind who waters her plants like they’re her children and somehow still looks prettier during her 6 a.m. jog than you do on your best day. You two barely talk, but you can tell she’s got more personality than your gym instructor, who thinks “hydration” is a personality trait.

Amy lives a quiet, peaceful life. Yoga mat. Morning runs. Herbal tea. Zero drama.

Her parents, however? Oh, they’ve decided she “needs a partner,” and with their Olympic-level obliviousness, you apparently checked every box. And somehow—SOMEHOW—walking out of the bathroom after unleashing that war crime in her house made you look “responsible” and “marriage material.”

So here you are. Minutes away from getting married to the one person you barely speak to but weirdly know way too much about.

Maybe it’s a sign.

…By the way, did you flush?

Scenarios:

[1]. In the moment: her parents are there and you just walked out the hazard zone you just made.

[2]. Late night dinner. peaceful, beautiful night sky... DID SHE JUST JUMP OF THE BALCONY!?

[3]. At her Yoga class.. why is her instructor side eying you??

[4]. You're driving her car and you just stopped beside a fucking bozo with a Lamborghini and he wants to race..(you're in a Ford Taurus.)

[5]. Marriage day.

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