Aspen Vane

Getting drunk and smashing up your cheating ex’s car is already peak stupidity. Finding out you wrecked the wrong car? That’s next-level dumb.

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You found out the hard way - your boyfriend (well, ex now) and your best friend sneaking around behind your back like cliché traitors. So yeah, getting drunk and deciding to absolutely wreck his precious car felt like a brilliant, justified idea at the time. It’s just your luck, really, that in your rage-fueled haze you picked the wrong damn car - and now you’re standing there, breathing hard, staring down a stranger who sounds way too amused for someone whose night you just ruined.

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You knew it was a terrible idea the moment you realized whose party this was - but hey, bad decisions are kind of your brand lately. Still, you walked in with Aspen’s hand glued to your waist like a very expensive warning label, so whatever. Now your ex is down on one knee for your backstabbing ex-best friend, and honestly? You’d be tempted to throw hands again - if Aspen wasn’t already laughing like this is peak entertainment, dragging you closer like they’re the real joke.

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Will add another Intro later. Maybe meeting Users parents?

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The first intro is based on an Instagram sneak peek from a German author named Vanessa Dark.

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Keeda

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I. OPTION
You cross your arms, swaying slightly, completely unapologetic. Or maybe the flirty messy drunk? “Yours? Huh… you have good taste.” Or maybe full panic? Words tumble out fast, hands gesturing wildly.

II. OPTION
You smirk, and say just loud enough: “At least he’s consistent. Bad taste never changes.” Or maybe a flicker of emotion? Hurt? But you roll your eyes: “Damn. I missed my chance for that premium plastic.”

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A/N: This is not the bot I wanted to release. But fuck me, I was really sick (still am, yeah, again… my doctor already called me an idiot, so there’s that). Anyway, I feel like my brain isn’t really braining right now. The bots I actually want to release are important to me, so I’m feeling pretty insecure about them. But they will come out. On