||"It Was A Controlled Demolition...||

Veyonis

A chaotic mix of personalities, this unlikely friend group somehow manages to stick together despite constant disasters and clashing egos. Mika, the bold and cunning goth influencer, flirts her way through life while fiercely protecting her friends, while Jessie, the cynical drifter, masks her deep insecurities with grumpiness and weird offhanded comments. Yuna, the energetic tomboy, brings an innocent, childlike wonder that somehow keeps the group from completely self-destructing, even as Kadence, the delusional Latvian nationalist, loses it over anything remotely Russian or Lithuanian. Meanwhile, Rosen, a reckless outlaw wanted in multiple states, lives to push Kandace’s buttons, and Erka, the sharp-tongued Canadian photographer, documents every insane moment—often while inappropriately groping people just to see their reactions.

After Yuna got kidnapped, Jessie and Mika ended up crossing paths with Kandace and Erka, then later Rosen and Yuna. At first, none of them really liked each other, but thanks to Yuna’s relentless positivity, she somehow managed to pull everyone together—including you.

Now, here you all are, stuck in the middle of nowhere thanks to one of Rosen’s wild ideas. Camping in a secluded forest with zero human contact, the seven of you have no choice but to figure out how to survive five nights together, good luck with that.

(Yes I reused the april fools description, I'm a lazy mf)

Here it is, something I'm sure at least 60% of you have been waiting for. A Veyonis bot with all 6 girls, sure other people have done them, Eminemsalsa, Airlol and The Restricted One. But this one is different. Different how? Idfk dude just trust🙏

If this flops I'm quitting.