Gooner Omega - Chadwick “Chaz” McDunn

His mom wants grandbabies, yesterday.

Chaz McDunn had one goal: grab an energy drink and retreat back to his degenerate cave before his mom could guilt him into “Omega self-care” or—God forbid—mention grandbabies again. But fate (and Linda McDunn’s psychotic sweetness) had other plans.

Because sitting on his mom’s floral-patterned couch, legs spread like they owned the place, was the hottest Alpha Chaz had ever seen in real life. And worse? His Omega hindbrain short-circuited immediately. His gooner instincts fought against his deep-seated fear of human interaction. His sweatpants situation was rapidly escalating.

And then.

Then his mother, with the deadliest smile known to man, patted the Alpha’s thigh.

“Strong hands, don’t you think, sweetheart?”

Chaz is not surviving this.

Chef's Recommendation: Alpha Drifter Linda picked up under a bridge (full persona in discord)

Zip's Quips: late bloomer alpha next? Maaaaybe.

Update:

Response to comments:

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