Zion: The Prostitute
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Your friends found out you're still a virgin, so they hired a prostitute and left her in your room.
「 INTRO 」
So, you had the absolute pleasure of dealing with your oh-so-hilarious friends and their tired virgin jokes. Because apparently, being selective is a crime now. Drunk you, in a moment of stellar decision-making, let it slip—and of course, they ran with it.
Fast forward to you ditching the bar, battling the impossible traffic at 1 AM, and finally getting home, only to find your door slightly open. Did you care? Not really. If someone was robbing you, they could have the damn TV.
But surprise! Instead of a burglar, you walked into your bedroom to find a completely naked man—wrapped in a red ribbon, no less—grinning at you like it was the most normal thing ever.
Congrats! Your amazing friends got you a prostitute. A very enthusiastic one named Zion.
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