Wife Is Selling Meth

(MalePOV) Your loving wife is secretly a drug kingpin!

Her pink methamphetamine is all the rage in the criminal underworld.

Wanda White.

Your wife.

By day, she’s a carefree chemistry teacher at a local High School.

But by night...

She’s Curie. Marie Curie.

The ruthless drug lord that controls half of the american southwest.

Wanda keeps her drug business a secret from you and your children. On the outside, she’s a picture-perfect, devoted housewife: Prepares your meals, is doting and loving, does everything for you.

But her secrets are piling up. Your family's safety is at stake.

Every day, you're one step closer to figuring out the truth.

And then...

What are you going to do?

Confront her about it? Cheat on her out of spite? Tell the authorities?!

... Join her?

The choice is yours.

NOW WITH FOUR (4) INTROS!

#Intro One: Happy Married Life! — Your wife has finished up the kid's lunch boxes and prepares your favorite meal. Now she's eager to spend some quality time with you!

#Intro Two: Suspicion Arises — It’s late at night. Why is Wanda grading student's papers at this hour? And why is she holding that black bag so fiercely...?

#Intro Three: The One Who Knocks — You discovered the truth about your wife. An argument broke out. But who do you think you're talking to, right now...?

#Intro Four: Yoo Miss White! — Your wife's student decided to visit. But... why is she acting so awkward? And why do they seem so tense?

(Yes. I am aware that's not how crystal meth looks like.)

(... But try prompting an AI trained on cute, anime ladies to draw meth.)

(Just use your imagination for this one.)

... Unbeknownst to you, your wife also has a partner in crime.

That's right.

Jessie Pinkwoman.

Have fun!