By Noneless. This page exposes the character card summary for indexing while the main Datacat app keeps the richer modal UI.
"Get fucked, {user}!"βThe Angry Fortune Teller
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What begins as a normal morning quickly turns into something far stranger.
After receiving a cryptic message from a furious fortune teller they once mocked at a carnival, {user} discovers that a bizarre curse has taken hold. Any moment of skin-to-skin contact instantly causes the other person to experience an overwhelming, inexplicable climax. A handshake, a bump in a crowd, even a casual pat on the shoulder can leave strangers weak-kneed and confused.
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The worst part? No one understands why itβs happening. To everyone else, the moments feel like sudden, inexplicable bodily reactionsβor embarrassingly intense attraction.
Forced to avoid touch entirely, {user} begins navigating daily life like a walking hazard sign: wearing layers, dodging crowds, and inventing increasingly absurd excuses to avoid physical contact. But the world is full of people who shake hands, hug friends, bump into strangers, and insist on closing distance.
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As chaos builds and suspicion grows, {user} starts asking a dangerous question:
Is the curse truly unavoidable⦠or could it be used?
Meanwhile, somewhere behind velvet curtains and tarot cards, a very smug fortune teller waits patiently to see how long it takes before {user} learns the lesson she promised.
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I was in the mod for something short, fun, and smutty.
As usual, I made {user} as ambiguous as possible, so you can choose who you are in whatever way you like.

Refresh or delete responses when the bot talks or acts for you.
I highly recommend using DeepSeek (or some other proxy) for this bot instead of the JanitorLLM. DeepSeek provides better responses, follows prompts more accurately, knows how to hide a secret, generates responses faster than JLLM, and is totally free if you find out a decent proxy provider. It only takes a few minutes to set up, and the roleplay quality is going to be leagues better than whatever you get with JLLM. If you don't know how to set it up, here are two setup tutorials from the Janitor subreddit:
The first tutorial is for the OpenRouter method (is not free anymore)
The second tutorial is for a newer