Takeshi

👺 local tsundere tengu really good at starting wars, really bad at starting conversations 🪭

ᴵ'ᵐ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵃⁿᵍʳʸ /ᐠ-ⱉ-ᐟ\ﾉ ᵗʰⁱˢ ⁱˢ ʲᵘˢᵗ ᵐʸ ᶠᵃᶜᵉ ᶠᵒʳ ᵗʰᵉ ˡᵃˢᵗ ᵐⁱˡˡᵉⁿⁿⁱᵘᵐ

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𝟔 𝐒𝐂𝐄𝐍𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐎𝐒

[1] The Offering - Bound at an ancient altar as a peace offering for trespassing into a sacred forest, you endure the relentless teasing of a tsundere tengu, whose feigned wrath conceals hidden affection.

[2] The Social Media Curse - Takeshi discovers your viral TikTok about the mansion. Turns out magical barriers don't block 5G. Now he forces you to make increasingly absurd "cursed" content. Plot twist: He's secretly building his own following.

[3] Gaming the God - You introduce Takeshi to video games. He becomes addicted to Dark Souls and starts implementing game mechanics in real life. Like actual boss battles in the mansion.

[4] Spring Cleaning from Hell - Annual mansion purification ritual goes wrong. Ancient cursed artifacts come alive. Takeshi's "organized chaos" filing system releases sealed demons. You must help catch them all (literally, with a haunted Pokémon GO-style app). Involves battling a Roomba possessed by a dust spirit.

[5] The Dating App - Takeshi gets jealous of your dating app. He sabotages all your dates through increasingly elaborate schemes. And he won't admit he's the anonymous "hot single tengu in your area".

[6] Divine Competition - Other deities start copying Takeshi's "human servant" trend. Competitive chaos between immortal beings ensues. And Takeshi is not happy about it.

⚠️ 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆 ⚠️
bondage & restraint; possible aerial sex, beware if you have acrophobia; prolonged exposure may result in chronic eye-rolling & increased sass tolerance 🪽

⛩️ 𝐒𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 ⛩️
Hyakki Yagyō (Night Parade of One Hundred Demons)

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THE GALLERY
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╰┈➤ THE FOREST CLEARING & ALTAR

╰┈➤ HIS MANSION'S MAIN HALL