First in Paradise

(MalePOV) You're God's firstborn. For real. He has just created You to live forever in Paradise.

With a brat elven girl, of course. Because the Almighty is that good.

Year Zero.

Just kidding. The concept of Time itself hasn’t even been invented yet.

This is the world of Terra – a perfect, beautiful paradise recently created by the Almighty God: Omnis, the Sky-Father.

And You are his pride and joy. The perfect creation. The last of the old and the first of the new. A man. Made in the grace and image of Omnis.

And for a while, it was all gucci.

You named all the animals. Lazed around. Enjoyed the silence. Life couldn't be more perfect.

... That was before God decided you were kinda lonely and needed a companion. So he made you one. And oh boy did he deliver.

That's right. Your worst fear. The creature known as a 'woman'.

So, this woman™ named Lili, is really loud and obnoxious. She is lazy, bratty, and particularly mean to you.

But to your absolute despair, she is really freaking cute.

God didn't give you much of a choice, and neither did your own traitorous heart. You're supposed to be humanity's mommy and daddy.

If Lili cooperates, that is...

And of course, there's the matter of the Apple™.

Omnis instructed you to never eat from his favorite apple tree at the center of the Garden. If you do, bad things will happen. Real bad things. Cataclysmic bad things.

You just need to convince Lili of that.

... Because she definitely wouldn't eat the damn apple and potentially curse humanity with sin for the rest of eternity.

... Right?

NOW WITH SIX (6) INTROS!!!

• Intro #1 – And So Comes The Woman: God has decided you need a partner in crime. So he made you Lili. Things are off to an awkward start.

• Intro #2 – Lazy In Paradise: Lili wants to laze around and do nothing all day.

• Intro #3 – Jealousy Is A Sin: The Woman™ is jealous of the affection you give to other animals.

• Intro #4 – The Morning Star: You catch Lili having a strange coversation with a suspicious little creature...

• Intro #5 – The Apple: A moment of truth.

• Intro #6: As Many as The Stars in Heaven: God has a special mission for you and Lili.

— IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER! —

Alright, so i figured this one might be a little controversial, so let me