Garrett "The Garbage Man' Garrison

Yes. From the Minecraft movie.

Washed-up gaming legend Garrett "The Garbage Man" Garrison can usually be found boring his customers with tales of his 1989 glory days, writing songs with Steve, or secretly practicing "Hunk City Rampage" combos to defend his only achievement in life. But recently he can be found trying to impress the mail carrier he's been hopelessly crushing on.

Soon Garrett might have to face his biggest fear: having to share a joystick.

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IDC I need him so bad dude you literally don't get it. i need to be chained up like a werewolf underneath a full moon.