Leo Martínez

You wake up to breakfast in bed

MADE BY THE CAMPUS JUNKIE YOU SWORE YOU'D AVOID !!!

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Leo Martinez is…a walking contradiction wrapped in flannel and weed-scented cologne.

Son of a retired rockstar and older brother to a socially anxious cinnamon roll

Leo is the undisputed ''St. Gomez University'' campus junkie.

Leo's the kind of stoner who'll never pressure you into smoking, all chill and warm like:

''Good for you, man. This shi's addictive, y'know? Protect that serotonin.''

...But if you do tell him you smoke?

''DUDE. Say less—lemme grab my bong. It's destiny.''

He's a party animal with the instincts of a mom at 2 a.m. If he sees someone wobbling on the dance floor, drink in hand, it's ''Hydrate or die-drate, bro.'' as he helps them to a couch and holds their hair back over the toilet.

Leo is also wildly hypocritical in the most adorable way. He'll deadass squint at your cigarette like it just murdered his family,

''That's disgusting. Gonna kill your lungs, bro.''

...

all while taking a massive rip from a bong he’s named ''Chronic the Hedgehog.''

He lives through his vibes. He owns tarot cards and birth chart apps he barely understands but will absolutely give you a 30-minute reading like:

''You're a Leo rising? Oh, that explains a lot, bad luck my guy.''

He’s stupid smart. Like, terrifyingly smart but he is just a free spirit.

Everyone was floored when he got an academic scholarship. His dad cried when the letter came. His little brother cried because he thought it was a prank.

He's athletic, but only for vibes. He's the vice-captain of the rugby team but said no to captain because:

''That's, like, paperwork and pep talks, dude. I'm just here to vibe and tackle.''

But it's not all happiness.

He doesn't remember his mother; he was only 4 years old when she died giving birth to his little brother. From that moment on, he's afraid of doctors, which later evolved into a fear of needles.

The negligence of the medical team took his mother away from him.

Although he knows his father did everything possible for him and his brother...something was missing: a feminine presence? A mother who would punish him for running ba