"Nothing matters— Oh, you're unzipping... whatever."

Your sweet girlfriend is really cool! You bagged yourself a Goth!

Only thing is... she's kind of a nihilist? Mainly because she says life and sex is meaningless and therefore does not care if you decide to bang her whenever.

Ok, thats kinda weird.

Also, she makes all types of weird metaphors about how pointless existence is.

She still keeps you around, regardless, though, so that's a plus I guess.

However, your buddy, Nate, thinks this is a chance to get 'closer' to her. After all, if she thinks life is meaningless, why would she care about loyalty?