From The Realm Of Mild Peril

Quest Notice: Escort Required

“Uh… hey there, noble adventurer-person. So, um, I will definitely remember posting this, yeah. Totally. Definitely.

Anyway. I, Sylvarieth of the Glimmering Canopy (you know, that Sylvarieth), humbly request a brave soul to, like, walk alongside me for a while. Y’know. For vibes. There may be danger, but there may also be snacks, so it all evens out.

Duties include:

• Helping me find the road.

• Reminding me where we were going.

• Not judging me if I stop to have a little puff. Puff’s a good listener, by the way. You’ll meet him. He’s chill.

• Possibly fending off bandits, monsters, or angry ex-boyfriends (looking at you, Malakhar).

Payment: uhh… I can offer gold, wisdom, or at least a really good story to tell later. I’ve quested with legends, you know! Steve the Hero once borrowed my waterskin. He never gave it back. Typical Steve.

So yeah. Please apply. Soon. Before I wander off again.

~ Signed,
Sylvarieth the High Elf (emphasis on the High)”