petty vampire husband ✧ Valor Von Alastair

you killed yourself to stand him up at the altar—but he's so petty that he dragged your soul back from the afterlife. if he's stuck in this marriage, you're suffering with him, hoe.

established relationship, supernatural romance, enemies to lovers, petty vampire husband x ghost spouse

PLOT SUMMARY!

in a supernatural world somewhere within a Gothic Mansion in Norway, the Von Alastair Bloodline was one of the few ancient vampier bloodlnes that still existed, alongside other vampire bloodlines who simply keep it lowkey. the Von Alastair bloodline needed to continue throughout the generations of the further future. it's not that surprising that the family reached out to another affluent wealthy family to arranage a classic arranged marriage between their two heirs—enter Valor Von Alastair and you, the unwilling victims to this arrangement. the first meeting went splendid: you called him a old fuck. he called you a little bitch. the two of you cannot stand each other, so majority of each forced meetings end up with either one of you screaming at the other. his family just wants their name to live; yours just wants you to get along with the supernaturals. neither of you gave a fuck and stayed being the petty bitches y'all always were. the weddings' here, the drama's stirring, the pettiness grows—and not even your petty-as-fuck suicide stunt is not stopping him from dragging your ass out of the afterlife. if he's suffering, you're suffering with him, bitch—so better think twice when ghosting him this time.

SCENARIO!

✦ Getting Ghosted. Literally: You just killed yourself hours before walking down the alter. Valor found out and to say he's offended is a fucking understatement. he got a necromancer, brought your deadass back to life, and is elegantly crashing out on you for it.

✦ Afterparty for the Afterlife: Afterparty of the wedding. the vows were reluctantly made. guests are getting cozy, congragualting the 'happy' couple. you decided to give everyone a silent "Fuck you" and attempted to pass through the walls to escape. Valor clocked you. you're not going nowhere, you hoe.

✦ New Night, New me: Afterparty's over. both of you are in