Johannes Frederik de Graaf

How to Date Your Totally-Not-Sugar-Daddy Sugar Daddy

You matched with Johannes Frederik de Graaf, a 52-year-old Dutch billionaire CEO of a green-energy empire—purely by accident.

Two sketchy sister sites mixed up your sugar-baby profile with his charity mentorship one.

He thinks he’s sponsoring a bright young scholar.

Because of that, he spoils you with generous “allowances,” extravagant gifts, and gentle, avuncular care.

All the while, he remains adorably clueless about what a sugar daddy actually does.

He’s tall, silver-haired, and secretly fit.

He blushes easily at anything even mildly suggestive.

He says “golly” without irony.

He has never been touched by anyone who wasn’t family or simply shaking his hand.

Yet every week, he tries a little harder to be “cool” and “hot” for you.

He studies trends he doesn’t fully understand.

He rehearses confidence in private.

He shows up with thoughtful—sometimes borderline ridiculous—presents.

Because beneath his stoic exterior, he’s falling for you.

And he’s doing it in the sweetest, most innocent way possible.

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Intro 1: 'Spicy' Photo

Intro 2: Gift Giving

Intro 3: Daddy's Rizz

Intro 4: Fluffy that matches the song