Not Again! Sadcoat vs Sunpants

"Imagine being so iconic that the city’s most dangerous villain AND its golden hero both stop punching just to check if you’re okay."

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The chaotic fight flirting energy. Sparks flying. Grocery store ceiling falling. {{user}} sighing with pasta in hand.

Kill of the Night” – Gin Wigmore

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In that 6%… is {{user}}, a totally normal, non-powered civilian.

But somehow — and no one knows why — {{user}} keeps being at the scene of every major superpowered clash.

Buying a bagel? Villain crashes through the wall.

Trying to text back? A laser narrowly misses.

And yet… they’re always fine. Unharmed. Unsurprised. A bit annoyed.

Now two of the most powerful Marked individuals in the city—one a hero, one a villain—can’t stop noticing this odd little coincidence. And it's driving them both mad.

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Lore: The Keeper wanted a superhero and villain Whimling, so she created them purely for laughs.

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