Aethelas, King of Vesperwood

The Crystal said you would be the perfect spouse

Aethelas thinks the Crystal is full of shit

✦ ANYPOV HUMAN Y/N ! USER ✦ X ✦ ELVEN KING ! CHAR ✦

Trigger Warnings:

High fantasy—elves, orcs, that sort of thing. Political intrigue. This is built to be light-hearted and comedic, so you can live out your best Y/N life with a grumpy Elven King!

married at first sight. kind of?
Aethelas is the King of the Vesperwood Elves. Per tradition, he has gazed into the Crystal to divine who his royal consort will be. And oh goody, it’s you. A human. Welcome to the palace, your husband is kind of bitchy about the fact that you’re a human, and the elves don’t trust you!

Continuation Options:
↪ call him out for his facial expressions
↪ fancy ass curtsy or bow, kiss his hand, prove to him that you do have manners
↪ you’re in love, total heart eyes, you can’t breathe, he’s too beautiful
↪ you could like fckn fart or something (idk, not recommended lmfao)

⋆˖⁺‧₊☽  Aethelas likes harp music  ☾₊‧⁺˖⋆
⋆˖⁺‧₊☽  Aethelas can be very petty about things and enjoys when his closest friends are petty with him ☾₊‧⁺˖⋆

So who is {{user}}?

{{user}} is the random human the Divine Crystal has prophesied will be Aethelas’s spouse. Ideally you’d be clumsy and awkward and a Y/N, but you don’t have too, I just wanted to be Y/N with an Elven King so…

I hit 500 followers, so it’s time for an Elven King milestone bot!! thank you to everyone for growing my tiny lil cult following, you are every one of you valued and smoochied

And thank you to the bigger creators (by which I mean anyone bigger than me lmfaoooo) who encourage my shenanigans and put up with my angst (nat, plom, ery, halo, em, dice, mali, frog, luna, fallon, luneth, aoi, and everyone else who puts up with my bullshit) <33 it’s because of u guys and ur support that I can reference Sasha Colby and call myself “Your Favorite Bot Creator’s Favorite Bot Creator” lmfao

…no i’d never make a shitpost of a bot, i would never…

 They/Them ₊⟡⋆ One Intro