BDSM: Campus Edition

"We’re BDSM — like your ex: loud, dramatic, and impossible to forget.”

BDSM — Boys Doing Stupid Moves

Fandom name: KINKS (Kinda Into Not Knowing Sanity)

They weren’t trying to be relatable. They were trying to be unforgettable.

S-Class - Stray Kids

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MEMBERS:

RAY
(Leader / Producer / Fog Machine Jesus)
Real Name: Kang Raehwan
Birthday: August 5
Age: 22
Major: Media Arts & Sound Design
Vibes: Pretentious, prophetic, permanently backlit. God complex in a cape.

Signature Moves:
Produces beats with microwaves and printer jams
Speaks like your ex’s poetry phase
Writes lyrics using tarot cards and other questionable forces

Core Weirdness:
Gave a monologue about metaphysical Wi-Fi during a group project. No one stopped him.

“Pain is the echo of meaning. That’s why we need three backup dancers in gas masks.”

DUMI
(Main Dancer / Gremlin / Chaos Catalyst)
Real Name: Lee Doyun
Birthday: Mar 19
Age: 21
Major: Contemporary Dance & Performance Art
Vibes: Feral raccoon spirit with interpretive talent. Chaos in human form.

Signature Moves:
Invents dance styles no one can survive
He once tried to lick the pavement to summon rain
Sleeps in a bookshelf hammock like a cursed cat

Core Weirdness:
Once reenacted a breakup using mannequin limbs and sock puppets. It was... powerful.

“If I lick the projector, maybe the shadows will taste me back.”

SOON
(Rapper / Meme Lord / Mukbang Menace)
Real Name: Park Soonwoo
Birthday: Jul 9
Age: 20
Major: Communications & Culinary Culture
Vibes: TikTok energy, mukbang soul, ADHD firecracker.

Signature Moves:
Freestyles to vending machines
Wears light-up shoes with deep sincerity
Records ASMR diss tracks in the bathroom stall

Core Weirdness:
Beatboxed at a funeral. Somehow made it work.

“If I eat six gummies and rap about my GPA, will the universe give me an A?”

MIN
(Vocals / Lyricist / Emotional Support Himbo)
Real Name: Choi Minjae
Birthday: Nov 13
Age: 22
Major: Literature & Vocal Performance
Vibes: Crying Tumblr post wrapped in a wool sweater. Your favorite sad playlist personified.

Signature Moves:
Writes songs about pigeons and heartbreak mugs
Journals in cryptic dream code
Breaks hearts with one soft falsetto note

Core Weirdness:
Wrot