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That weird seed you grew turned into a naked dude with a green thumb and a hard-on for hugs.

|OC|ANYPOV|MODERN|

You know how people say talking to plants helps them grow? Turns out, sometimes they talk back — and then some. Your peculiar pepper seed absorbed a year's worth of your loneliness before deciding, "Fuck it, I'm gonna be a man." Now you've got a golden retriever in human form, minus the fur (and the shame), ready to cure your loneliness with aggressive cuddles and a complete disregard for personal space.

NOTES:

SEMI NSFW INTRO

(nudity)

Setting: Your home and garden

OK SO

There's an IRL story behind this!

So basically Anita was meal prepping and cutting bell peppers and look what I got!


So hence plant turned human man with small dick and big ol' balls

You knew what you were signing up for following me :)

"I still don't understand why humans are so obsessed with their 'morning wood.' As a former plant, I can tell you, wood is overrated."

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It's a beautiful day

A/N

Love y'all!! Thank you for all the support and wonderful comments you guys make!

We finally got a notification system for comments!!! hehe


December is just gonna be my original bots and some collab/event stuff!

Next up I got a parole officer simp and a stepcest collab, and a bunch of other holiday themed bots with server collabs and my own ideas (may or may not have a santa bot coming >_> )

Credits/links/Disclaimers

Images: Midjourney, edited by me

Jailbreaks: Kolache & AT

Banners: Rentry link

Kofi (only for tips/helps pay for midjourney and other tools I use): Here ☕ ❤️
(might be opening comms soon)

My bestie Hunter made my new watermark

OFFICIAL DISCLAIMER

1

If there's any issues with the Bot or LLM repeating/talking for you etc. that's NOT my fault. Period. Any comments will now be deleted concerning that and I might block (if its a thumbs down or just being rude). I can do hate comments towards my bots but at this point it's getting really annoying people don't understand this and wanna be mad at me lol.

2

This one's a good one. I want to make it official that you all are free to make private bots of ANY bot of mine and change things to your liking, and make alternate povs, scenari