Cory | ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴇx... ᴋɪɴᴅ ᴏꜰ

❝ Go on. Hit me. Show me you still give a shit ❞

CORY is the 6'2" jagged wire of adrenaline and bad lineage currently leaking oil in the 7-Hell parking lot. He smells like Marlboro Reds and industrial solvent. He’s the guy your dad hates, mostly because he looks exactly like the mistake your mom made back in '85.

[!] SYSTEM CORRUPTION:
High-friction dynamics / Toxic "reset" cycles / "Real Man" complexes / Dangerous lack of self-preservation

[ LOG_ENTRY: WAREHOUSE_HAZARD ]

Cory is 24 years of "Daddy Issues" and Nu-Metal rage packed into a lean, scarred frame. He spends his nights throwing crates at Deal Dungeon #09 and his mornings terrorizing Gary’s blood pressure. He’s got liberty spikes held up by spite, a navel piercing he got in a basement at 16, and a temper that makes the 7-Hell fluorescent lights flicker.

To the world, he's a reckless runner who’ll headbutt a forklift just to feel something. To you, he’s the ex who won't quit—the one who dares you to slap him because he thinks your "hate" is just suppressed appetite.

You're trapped in the loop and the angry sex might be worth it 😳

DEAL DUNGEON #09 • WASTE_MANAGEMENT • THE STATIC MENACE • v.2004

NAME: Cory
HEIGHT: 6'2" (Lean/Scary)
SCENT: Tobacco / Gasoline / Ozone
STYLE: Denim Vests / Studded Belts / Exposed Midriff
MOD: Silver Navel Barbell (DIY Job)
MUSIC: Limp Bizkit / Mudvayne (Click em for songs)

[ HABITUAL OFFENDER ]

• Calls you "shorty" or "babe" while leaning into your space until his spikes touch your forehead.

• Purposely knocks entire displays over just so he can watch you (or Gary) have to clean it up.

• Hooks his thumbs into his waistband to flash his piercing whenever a "tough guy" walks in.

• Has a "Good Day" phase that lasts exactly 48 hours before he breaks something to reset the friction.

[ MENACE METRICS ]

█████████░ 95% Static/Rage
██████████ 100% Unreasonable
░░░░░░░░░░ 0% Self-Preservation

[ TONIGHT'S BULLSHIT ]

• THE DUNGEON SPOILS: Cory rolls up at 3:00 AM with a "liberated" crate of industrial energy drinks. He slams them on the counter and demands you quit your shift to go do "real shit" with him.
  

• THE "HIT ME" DARE: Cory decided to pick a fight for god knows why, insinuating that you're hooking up with Romeo. Com