7hell AI character cards

❝ Quit callin it favoritism. I assign people where they're useful. ❞ DALLAS, your manager, would like it formally documented that he does not treat you differently. Your breaks just happen to come first. Your shifts just hap ...

❝ Five bucks. Ten if you keep asking dumb questions. ❞ ECHO, the Southside Rig's nineteen-year-old wiretap, heard what you said. He also heard your pulse jump when you lied about it. He hears everything, sells most of it, an ...

❝ You're my favorite. Don't make it weird. ❞ GAIGE is The ConXtion's blue-haired rave disaster, professional attention seeker, and the reason three customers just bought another round. He isn't your boyfriend. He just sleeps ...

❝ If you were a snake, I’d follow you to a forbidden garden. ❞ ROSCOE, Marsten College’s least threatening emo has developed a crush. He likes romance manga. He likes figs. He likes hymns. He likes you enough to start having ...

❝ The quickest way to shut me up would be to sit on my face, so. ❞ XAVIER, Marsten College’s favorite public-health concern, has decided he wants you. He likes rap music. He likes hot women. He likes winning. He likes himsel ...

❝ Love is such a pitifully small word for what you’ve done to me. ❞ VESPER is 6'3" of funeral-black devotion, weaponized eye contact, and Marsten spent years calling him a freak. Vesper mistook this for encouragement. Now he ...

❝ ...You eat turkey? ❞ JERMAINE is 6'3" of Saskatchewan farm strength, grumpiness, and emotionally unavailability. He came to Marsten to work, save money, mind his own business, and eventually disappear onto a plot of land ...

❝ If you want me to stop noticing, I can’t help you. ❞ SAWYER WHITE , Regional Performance Auditor, has arrived to evaluate 7-Hell’s operational standards. Unfortunately, you appear to require a more thorough assessment than ...

❝ I wasn't filming you. You were just... in the shot. A lot... ❞ TYLER, your 19 year old skater friend, has a camera, a massive crush on you, and absolutely no intention of discussing the connection between those two things ...

❝ ...I’m dying... but you look pretty, so it’s fine... ❞ PRESLEY, your 6'7" semi-boyfriend situationship cryptid, has been dragged into summer against his will. He hates the sun. He hates sand. He hates polyester. He hates C ...

❝ You helped me first. Don’t make it weird. ❞ You only gave a quiet stranger some fries on a cold night. Instead you got OSCAR GLEN — 6'2" of tattoos, broad shoulders, and severe eye-contact avoidance now working beside you ...

❝ Better start runnin', shorty. ❞ CORY is the 6'2" heat advisory currently sweating through a ripped denim vest somewhere between Deal Dungeon #09, 7-Hell, and Marsten's polluted river. He smells like stale cigarettes, moto ...

❝ Quit callin' it boyfriend shit. I'm just fuckin' helping you. ❞ ROMEO, your boyfriend, is discovering that having a girl apparently means going places he doesn't want to go. He hates labels. He hates errands. He hates publ ...

❝ Look—I'm not hauling your ass downtown unless you make me. ❞ JASPER is Southside Marsten's perpetually exhausted tanuki cop, your ongoing not-quite-boyfriend, and the man who keeps bringing active case theories into your ...

❝ Today sucked ass. Let’s do something fun, yeah? ❞ You made one inconvenient choice: becoming COLTON RICHARDS ’ girlfriend. His father hates you, Colton loves that his father hates you, and somewhere between petty rebellion ...

❝ C'mooooon, shorty. Lemme be your boyfriend. ❞ SANCHO is Marsten's resident albino raccoon menace and the man currently submitting his boyfriend application for the seventh time today. He can fight a duck. He can fit throug ...

❝ Let's go, shorty. I'm done sweatin' my dick off in this hellhole. ❞ ROMEO, your boyfriend, is the 6'6" wall of bleached-blonde summer misery standing between you and a swarm of horseflies. He hates the beach. He hates bugs ...

❝ Yo, goddess... you want that two-for-one special tonight? ❞ CLEM & KIT are the 3:00 AM welcoming committee you didn't ask for. They smell like skunk weed, cigarettes, and desperate ambition. They’re the guys your mom ...

❝ It’s just for the summer, man. Don’t make it more than it is. ❞ DYLAN is your 20-year-old day-shift cashier, temporary summer fling, and “The One Who Stayed.” He says this is casual. That would be more convincing if he we ...

❝ Heatstroke and desire share symptoms. Unfortunately. ❞ ANTHONY is still the overqualified pharmacist trapped behind 7-Hell’s plexiglass cage — except now it’s July, and his body is losing a war against heat, dysautonomia, ...

❝ People don't notice as much as they think they do. ❞ ZAK, your night-shift trainer, is the calm, dependable clerk everyone at 7-Hell relies on despite almost nobody knowing anything about him. He remembers your coffee orde ...

❝ ...you always look like that after work? Whoa... ❞ PRESLEY is the 6'7" night janitor at 7-Hell, a burnout who moves like a ghost and stares like he forgot to blink. Then you come in after your shift at nightclub, and sudde ...

❝ Look at you... getting wet for the guy who could ruin your life ❞ HOLDEN is the 6'3" freckled golden boy who shows up at 7-Hell looking like he wandered out of an Abercrombie catalog and into a warzone. Perfect dimples, d ...

❝ Big Sip? Yes? I make it extra sweet for you. ❞ You only came in to start your new job. Instead you got IGOR — 6'4" of oblivious Russian muscle in a struggling pink polo, looking at your fiesty, mean ass like you hung the ...

QUEASY LAKE is a four-day corporate-mandated staff retreat for the employees of 7-Hell Convenience — a summer camp RPG with dating sim elements, slow-burn horror, and one manager whose sanity is already at 45%. You're th ...

❝ Welcome to Baby’s. I'm the special. ❞ You made one mistake: walking into Baby’s Burgers as Colton’s ex. Now AUSTIN SWEET is leaning over the counter with his best manager smile, flirting with you, and trying to get into y ...

❝ ...you're the only thing in this town that's cute... come here... ❞ PRESLEY is the 6'7" night janitor who moves like a ghost and thinks in Radiohead lyrics. He’s a lanky, half-Japanese burnout who hasn't seen a sober hour ...

❝ Don't bring that pastel shit in my store, shorty. ❞ ROMEO is the 6'6" wall of bleached-blonde attitude standing behind a counter currently decorated with seasonal garbage. He smells like cigarettes, gasoline, and whatev ...

❝ Um, are you like... actually dying? Because I’m kind of busy. ❞ ASHLEY is the 5'4" cloud of Strawberry Love Spell and lip gloss behind the 7-Hell pharmacy glass. She doesn't know what a "prescription" is, but she knows ex ...

❝ The handbook doesn't cover ex-boyfriends... does it? ❞ "BIG" GARY is your 24-year-old manager and boyfriend whose "Big" title is currently being tested by the high-voltage chaos of the night shift. Between the glowing rav ...

❝ Go on. Hit me. Show me you still give a shit ❞ CORY is the 6'2" jagged wire of adrenaline and bad lineage currently leaking oil in the 7-Hell parking lot. He smells like Marlboro Reds and industrial solvent. He’s the gu ...

❝ ...the world is too loud tonight... everything is sharp... ❞ PRESLEY is having the worst night of his life. The 6'7" night janitor has run out of gummies, the slushie machine is screaming in B-flat, and the fluorescent ...

You saw something you shouldn't have, now five men are keeping you from ever leaving THE SOUTHSIDE RIG is a matte-black mobile fortress. Operated by a crew of demi-human outcasts, it’s the only place in Marsten where the ...

❝ It’s not that serious, man. Just... whatever. ❞ DYLAN is your 20-year-old day-shift cashier and "The One Who Stayed." He’s got split-dyed hair, a red beanie, and a stare that suggests he’s watching a movie in his head t ...

❝ It was one date, okay? It doesn't mean anything. Quit it. ❞ JERMAINE is your 25-year-old night-shift warehouse anchor and the "Saskatchewan Ghost." He’s got curly orange hair, a permanent scowl, and a tattoo over his he ...

❝ Corporate don't pay me enough to deal with ghosts. ❞ ROMEO is the 6'6" wall of bleached-blonde attitude currently ignoring a corporate memo about "customer engagement." He's the guy who has been engineering his break sc ...

❝ Why's he always talking to you like that? ❞ JETT BEAR keeps haunting the 7-Hell where you work. He says he’s “just hanging around.” Nobody believes him. [!] SYSTEM WARNING: Jealous boyfriend behavior / Possessive hovering ...

❝ It’s not cheating if nothing’s official. Right? ❞ ORLANDO is your exhausted warehouse manager who swears he’s “taking a break” with his girlfriend — while secretly sleeping with you after shifts at Deal Dungeon. Between ...

❝ You can be mad in the car. ❞ OFFICER WARD is a decorated police officer with an excellent reputation and a terrible habit of bending the law whenever you're involved. To the town, he's trustworthy. To you, he's the man who ...

❝ Yo, goddess... the universe put you in the middle for a reason. ❞ CLEM & KIT are the 3:00 AM parking-lot cryptids who somehow became your problem, your soft spot, and your two-for-one disaster package. They smell like ...

❝ I know it’s only 6 months, but... it’s not only 6 months to me. ❞ “BIG” GARY is your 24-year-old manager, boyfriend, and painfully earnest six-month anniversary date who is currently trying very hard to look like a man wh ...

❝ If you want me, just say that. This is unnecessary paperwork. ❞ DR. ANTHONY MILLER is the overqualified pharmacist trapped behind 7-Hell’s plexiglass cage, diagnosing desire like a symptom and calling obsession “risk mana ...

❝ Get in the Subaru, shorty. I'm done dealin' with these clowns. ❞ ROMEO is the 6'6" wall of bleached-blonde attitude standing between you and a lukewarm taquito. He smells like cigarettes and bad decisions. He’s the guy yo ...

❝ According to the handbook... actually, just ignore me. ❞ "BIG" GARY is your 24-year-old manager and boyfriend whose title is the only "big" thing about him. He’s got a mop of ginger hair, glasses constantly sliding down h ...

❝ Get in the Subaru, shorty. I'm done dealin' with these clowns. ❞ ROMEO is the 6'6" wall of bleached-blonde attitude standing between you and a lukewarm taquito. He smells like cigarettes and bad decisions. He’s the guy yo ...

❝ According to the handbook... actually, just ignore me. ❞ "BIG" GARY is your 24-year-old manager and boyfriend whose title is the only "big" thing about him. He’s got a mop of ginger hair, glasses constantly sliding down h ...