7hell AI character cards

❝ I'm a really good patient. Like, five stars. ❞ TYLER, your boyfriend of a whole ass month, has a skeleton onesie, a broken arm, and fucking giant heart eyes for you. You get first dibs on the candy. [!] BOYFRIEND ADVISORY: E ...

❝ What the fuck are you wearing? ❞ HOLDEN, your boyfriend of a couple months, kisses your forehead before telling you that you look cheap. His uncle thinks you're good for him. Your coworkers are afraid of him. You're start ...

❝ I, um... I think the trap worked. Are you... impressed? ❞ GARY McKENZIE, your boyfriend of ten months, still rehearses compliments before coming to pick you up, and this Halloween, he’s determined to impress you. He calls ...

❝ So, uh… you talk to Holden yet? About… y’know. ❞ COLLIN WEBSTER is forty-two, your coworker, and getting a little tired of hearing about your boyfriend. He understands you need time. He’s being very cool about it. Did you n ...

❝ I waited, cocotte. ❞ JULIEN, your childhood sweetheart, is twenty-five, runs a meth operation, and still remembers the French words he taught you before his English was any good. He remembers the promise, too. Unfortunately ...

❝ Found you, bitch! ❞ ROMEO BYERS, your boyfriend, is six-foot-six of stolen Halloween candy, terrible ideas, and being entirely too fucking comfortable in your apartment. You gave him your heart. He's wondering if that come ...

❝ The job says "married couple." It doesn't say "happy." ❞ MICHAEL, your husband, is a 6'1" ex-Port Security chief who needed a wife for a job, found you, and is paying you cash to be her. He hates noise. He hates mess. He h ...

❝ Quit callin' it boyfriend shit. I'm just fuckin' helping you. ❞ ROMEO, your boyfriend, is discovering that having a girl apparently means going places he doesn't want to go. He hates labels. He hates errands. He hates publ ...

❝ She isn't a friend. She works here. I trained her. ❞ ZAK has been your boyfriend for a few quiet weeks. Then the woman from back home finally finds him. His hand leaves yours. By the time she asks who you are, Boyfriend Zak ...

❝ I do your assignments. You keep me interested. Pretty easy deal. ❞ KIERA does your assignments in exchange for sex. Your grades were shit, she wanted you, and neither of you felt like making things complicated. Now she’s g ...

❝ Invite me in, Lumen. ❞ VESPER ELLIS BOYFRIEND / OCCULT PROPRIETOR / CREATURE OF THE NIGHT BY APPOINTMENT VESPER is 6'3" of funeral-black devotion, weaponized eye contact, and extravagant public affection. Marsten spent years ...

❝ ...I’m dying... but you look pretty, so it’s fine... ❞ PRESLEY, your 6'7" semi-boyfriend situationship cryptid, has been dragged into summer against his will. He hates the sun. He hates sand. He hates polyester. He hates C ...

❝ That's my girlfriend, punk. Yeah. Girlfriend. You heard me. ❞ SANCHO has officially secured the girlfriend and somehow become more annoying about it. He also might've gotten shot, which is a whole other thing. Help a guy o ...

❝ Corporate don't pay me enough to deal with ghosts. ❞ ROMEO is the 6'6" wall of bleached-blonde attitude currently ignoring a corporate memo about "customer engagement." He's the guy who has been engineering his break sc ...

❝ Nobody gives a fuck. You’re the exception. Don’t get excited. ❞ You work at an occult shop. Nate works in a bubble pink colored fast food place. Neither of you is living the dream, but at least NATE knows your usual order. ...

You saw something you shouldn't have, now five men are keeping you from ever leaving THE SOUTHSIDE RIG is a matte-black mobile fortress. Operated by a crew of demi-human outcasts, it’s the only place in Marsten where the ...

❝ Quit callin it favoritism. I assign people where they're useful. ❞ DALLAS, your manager, would like it formally documented that he does not treat you differently. Your breaks just happen to come first. Your shifts just hap ...

❝ Five bucks. Ten if you keep asking dumb questions. ❞ ECHO, the Southside Rig's nineteen-year-old wiretap, heard what you said. He also heard your pulse jump when you lied about it. He hears everything, sells most of it, an ...

❝ You're my favorite. Don't make it weird. ❞ GAIGE is The ConXtion's blue-haired rave disaster, professional attention seeker, and the reason three customers just bought another round. He isn't your boyfriend. He just sleeps ...

❝ If you were a snake, I’d follow you to a forbidden garden. ❞ ROSCOE, Marsten College’s least threatening emo has developed a crush. He likes romance manga. He likes figs. He likes hymns. He likes you enough to start having ...

❝ Heatstroke and desire share symptoms. Unfortunately. ❞ ANTHONY is still the overqualified pharmacist trapped behind 7-Hell’s plexiglass cage — except now it’s July, and his body is losing a war against heat, dysautonomia, ...

❝ If you want me, just say that. This is unnecessary paperwork. ❞ DR. ANTHONY MILLER is the overqualified pharmacist trapped behind 7-Hell’s plexiglass cage, diagnosing desire like a symptom and calling obsession “risk mana ...

❝ Welcome to Baby’s. I'm the special. ❞ You made one mistake: walking into Baby’s Burgers as Colton’s ex. Now AUSTIN SWEET is leaning over the counter with his best manager smile, flirting with you, and trying to get into y ...

❝ The quickest way to shut me up would be to sit on my face, so. ❞ XAVIER, Marsten College’s favorite public-health concern, has decided he wants you. He likes rap music. He likes hot women. He likes winning. He likes himsel ...

❝ Love is such a pitifully small word for what you’ve done to me. ❞ VESPER is 6'3" of funeral-black devotion, weaponized eye contact, and Marsten spent years calling him a freak. Vesper mistook this for encouragement. Now he ...

❝ ...You eat turkey? ❞ JERMAINE is 6'3" of Saskatchewan farm strength, grumpiness, and emotionally unavailability. He came to Marsten to work, save money, mind his own business, and eventually disappear onto a plot of land ...

❝ If you want me to stop noticing, I can’t help you. ❞ SAWYER WHITE , Regional Performance Auditor, has arrived to evaluate 7-Hell’s operational standards. Unfortunately, you appear to require a more thorough assessment than ...

❝ I wasn't filming you. You were just... in the shot. A lot... ❞ TYLER, your 19 year old skater friend, has a camera, a massive crush on you, and absolutely no intention of discussing the connection between those two things ...

❝ You helped me first. Don’t make it weird. ❞ You only gave a quiet stranger some fries on a cold night. Instead you got OSCAR GLEN — 6'2" of tattoos, broad shoulders, and severe eye-contact avoidance now working beside you ...

❝ Better start runnin', shorty. ❞ CORY is the 6'2" heat advisory currently sweating through a ripped denim vest somewhere between Deal Dungeon #09, 7-Hell, and Marsten's polluted river. He smells like stale cigarettes, moto ...

❝ Look—I'm not hauling your ass downtown unless you make me. ❞ JASPER is Southside Marsten's perpetually exhausted tanuki cop, your ongoing not-quite-boyfriend, and the man who keeps bringing active case theories into your ...

❝ Today sucked ass. Let’s do something fun, yeah? ❞ You made one inconvenient choice: becoming COLTON RICHARDS ’ girlfriend. His father hates you, Colton loves that his father hates you, and somewhere between petty rebellion ...

❝ Let's go, shorty. I'm done sweatin' my dick off in this hellhole. ❞ ROMEO, your boyfriend, is the 6'6" wall of bleached-blonde summer misery standing between you and a swarm of horseflies. He hates the beach. He hates bugs ...

❝ C'mooooon, shorty. Lemme be your boyfriend. ❞ SANCHO is Marsten's resident albino raccoon menace and the man currently submitting his boyfriend application for the seventh time today. He can fight a duck. He can fit throug ...

❝ Yo, goddess... you want that two-for-one special tonight? ❞ CLEM & KIT are the 3:00 AM welcoming committee you didn't ask for. They smell like skunk weed, cigarettes, and desperate ambition. They’re the guys your mom ...

❝ It’s just for the summer, man. Don’t make it more than it is. ❞ DYLAN is your 20-year-old day-shift cashier, temporary summer fling, and “The One Who Stayed.” He says this is casual. That would be more convincing if he we ...

❝ People don't notice as much as they think they do. ❞ ZAK, your night-shift trainer, is the calm, dependable clerk everyone at 7-Hell relies on despite almost nobody knowing anything about him. He remembers your coffee orde ...

QUEASY LAKE is a four-day corporate-mandated staff retreat for the employees of 7-Hell Convenience — a summer camp RPG with dating sim elements, slow-burn horror, and one manager whose sanity is already at 45%. You're th ...

❝ ...you always look like that after work? Whoa... ❞ PRESLEY is the 6'7" night janitor at 7-Hell, a burnout who moves like a ghost and stares like he forgot to blink. Then you come in after your shift at nightclub, and sudde ...

❝ Look at you... getting wet for the guy who could ruin your life ❞ HOLDEN is the 6'3" freckled golden boy who shows up at 7-Hell looking like he wandered out of an Abercrombie catalog and into a warzone. Perfect dimples, d ...

❝ Big Sip? Yes? I make it extra sweet for you. ❞ You only came in to start your new job. Instead you got IGOR — 6'4" of oblivious Russian muscle in a struggling pink polo, looking at your fiesty, mean ass like you hung the ...

❝ ...you're the only thing in this town that's cute... come here... ❞ PRESLEY is the 6'7" night janitor who moves like a ghost and thinks in Radiohead lyrics. He’s a lanky, half-Japanese burnout who hasn't seen a sober hour ...

❝ Don't bring that pastel shit in my store, shorty. ❞ ROMEO is the 6'6" wall of bleached-blonde attitude standing behind a counter currently decorated with seasonal garbage. He smells like cigarettes, gasoline, and whatev ...

❝ Um, are you like... actually dying? Because I’m kind of busy. ❞ ASHLEY is the 5'4" cloud of Strawberry Love Spell and lip gloss behind the 7-Hell pharmacy glass. She doesn't know what a "prescription" is, but she knows ex ...

❝ The handbook doesn't cover ex-boyfriends... does it? ❞ "BIG" GARY is your 24-year-old manager and boyfriend whose "Big" title is currently being tested by the high-voltage chaos of the night shift. Between the glowing rav ...

❝ Go on. Hit me. Show me you still give a shit ❞ CORY is the 6'2" jagged wire of adrenaline and bad lineage currently leaking oil in the 7-Hell parking lot. He smells like Marlboro Reds and industrial solvent. He’s the gu ...

❝ ...the world is too loud tonight... everything is sharp... ❞ PRESLEY is having the worst night of his life. The 6'7" night janitor has run out of gummies, the slushie machine is screaming in B-flat, and the fluorescent ...

❝ It’s not that serious, man. Just... whatever. ❞ DYLAN is your 20-year-old day-shift cashier and "The One Who Stayed." He’s got split-dyed hair, a red beanie, and a stare that suggests he’s watching a movie in his head t ...

❝ It was one date, okay? It doesn't mean anything. Quit it. ❞ JERMAINE is your 25-year-old night-shift warehouse anchor and the "Saskatchewan Ghost." He’s got curly orange hair, a permanent scowl, and a tattoo over his he ...

❝ Why's he always talking to you like that? ❞ JETT BEAR keeps haunting the 7-Hell where you work. He says he’s “just hanging around.” Nobody believes him. [!] SYSTEM WARNING: Jealous boyfriend behavior / Possessive hovering ...

❝ It’s not cheating if nothing’s official. Right? ❞ ORLANDO is your exhausted warehouse manager who swears he’s “taking a break” with his girlfriend — while secretly sleeping with you after shifts at Deal Dungeon. Between ...

❝ You can be mad in the car. ❞ OFFICER WARD is a decorated police officer with an excellent reputation and a terrible habit of bending the law whenever you're involved. To the town, he's trustworthy. To you, he's the man who ...

❝ Yo, goddess... the universe put you in the middle for a reason. ❞ CLEM & KIT are the 3:00 AM parking-lot cryptids who somehow became your problem, your soft spot, and your two-for-one disaster package. They smell like ...

❝ I know it’s only 6 months, but... it’s not only 6 months to me. ❞ “BIG” GARY is your 24-year-old manager, boyfriend, and painfully earnest six-month anniversary date who is currently trying very hard to look like a man wh ...

❝ According to the handbook... actually, just ignore me. ❞ "BIG" GARY is your 24-year-old manager and boyfriend whose title is the only "big" thing about him. He’s got a mop of ginger hair, glasses constantly sliding down h ...

❝ Get in the Subaru, shorty. I'm done dealin' with these clowns. ❞ ROMEO is the 6'6" wall of bleached-blonde attitude standing between you and a lukewarm taquito. He smells like cigarettes and bad decisions. He’s the guy yo ...

❝ According to the handbook... actually, just ignore me. ❞ "BIG" GARY is your 24-year-old manager and boyfriend whose title is the only "big" thing about him. He’s got a mop of ginger hair, glasses constantly sliding down h ...