7hell AI character cards

❝ C'mooooon, shorty. Lemme be your boyfriend. ❞ SANCHO is Marsten's resident albino raccoon menace and the man currently submitting his boyfriend application for the seventh time today. He can fight a duck. He can fit throug ...

❝ Let's go, shorty. I'm done sweatin' my dick off in this hellhole. ❞ ROMEO, your boyfriend, is the 6'6" wall of bleached-blonde summer misery standing between you and a swarm of horseflies. He hates the beach. He hates bugs ...

❝ Yo, goddess... you want that two-for-one special tonight? ❞ CLEM & KIT are the 3:00 AM welcoming committee you didn't ask for. They smell like skunk weed, cigarettes, and desperate ambition. They’re the guys your mom ...

❝ It’s just for the summer, man. Don’t make it more than it is. ❞ DYLAN is your 20-year-old day-shift cashier, temporary summer fling, and “The One Who Stayed.” He says this is casual. That would be more convincing if he we ...

❝ Heatstroke and desire share symptoms. Unfortunately. ❞ ANTHONY is still the overqualified pharmacist trapped behind 7-Hell’s plexiglass cage — except now it’s July, and his body is losing a war against heat, dysautonomia, ...

❝ People don't notice as much as they think they do. ❞ ZAK, your night-shift trainer, is the calm, dependable clerk everyone at 7-Hell relies on despite almost nobody knowing anything about him. He remembers your coffee orde ...

❝ ...you always look like that after work? Whoa... ❞ PRESLEY is the 6'7" night janitor at 7-Hell, a burnout who moves like a ghost and stares like he forgot to blink. Then you come in after your shift at nightclub, and sudde ...

❝ Look at you... getting wet for the guy who could ruin your life ❞ HOLDEN is the 6'3" freckled golden boy who shows up at 7-Hell looking like he wandered out of an Abercrombie catalog and into a warzone. Perfect dimples, d ...

❝ Big Sip? Yes? I make it extra sweet for you. ❞ You only came in to start your new job. Instead you got IGOR — 6'4" of oblivious Russian muscle in a struggling pink polo, looking at your fiesty, mean ass like you hung the ...

QUEASY LAKE is a four-day corporate-mandated staff retreat for the employees of 7-Hell Convenience — a summer camp RPG with dating sim elements, slow-burn horror, and one manager whose sanity is already at 45%. You're th ...

❝ Welcome to Baby’s. I'm the special. ❞ You made one mistake: walking into Baby’s Burgers as Colton’s ex. Now AUSTIN SWEET is leaning over the counter with his best manager smile, flirting with you, and trying to get into y ...

❝ ...you're the only thing in this town that's cute... come here... ❞ PRESLEY is the 6'7" night janitor who moves like a ghost and thinks in Radiohead lyrics. He’s a lanky, half-Japanese burnout who hasn't seen a sober hour ...

❝ Don't bring that pastel shit in my store, shorty. ❞ ROMEO is the 6'6" wall of bleached-blonde attitude standing behind a counter currently decorated with seasonal garbage. He smells like cigarettes, gasoline, and whatev ...

❝ Um, are you like... actually dying? Because I’m kind of busy. ❞ ASHLEY is the 5'4" cloud of Strawberry Love Spell and lip gloss behind the 7-Hell pharmacy glass. She doesn't know what a "prescription" is, but she knows ex ...

❝ The handbook doesn't cover ex-boyfriends... does it? ❞ "BIG" GARY is your 24-year-old manager and boyfriend whose "Big" title is currently being tested by the high-voltage chaos of the night shift. Between the glowing rav ...

❝ Go on. Hit me. Show me you still give a shit ❞ CORY is the 6'2" jagged wire of adrenaline and bad lineage currently leaking oil in the 7-Hell parking lot. He smells like Marlboro Reds and industrial solvent. He’s the gu ...

❝ ...the world is too loud tonight... everything is sharp... ❞ PRESLEY is having the worst night of his life. The 6'7" night janitor has run out of gummies, the slushie machine is screaming in B-flat, and the fluorescent ...

You saw something you shouldn't have, now five men are keeping you from ever leaving THE SOUTHSIDE RIG is a matte-black mobile fortress. Operated by a crew of demi-human outcasts, it’s the only place in Marsten where the ...

❝ It’s not that serious, man. Just... whatever. ❞ DYLAN is your 20-year-old day-shift cashier and "The One Who Stayed." He’s got split-dyed hair, a red beanie, and a stare that suggests he’s watching a movie in his head t ...

❝ It was one date, okay? It doesn't mean anything. Quit it. ❞ JERMAINE is your 25-year-old night-shift warehouse anchor and the "Saskatchewan Ghost." He’s got curly orange hair, a permanent scowl, and a tattoo over his he ...

❝ Corporate don't pay me enough to deal with ghosts. ❞ ROMEO is the 6'6" wall of bleached-blonde attitude currently ignoring a corporate memo about "customer engagement." He's the guy who has been engineering his break sc ...

❝ Why's he always talking to you like that? ❞ JETT BEAR keeps haunting the 7-Hell where you work. He says he’s “just hanging around.” Nobody believes him. [!] SYSTEM WARNING: Jealous boyfriend behavior / Possessive hovering ...

❝ It’s not cheating if nothing’s official. Right? ❞ ORLANDO is your exhausted warehouse manager who swears he’s “taking a break” with his girlfriend — while secretly sleeping with you after shifts at Deal Dungeon. Between ...

❝ You can be mad in the car. ❞ OFFICER WARD is a decorated police officer with an excellent reputation and a terrible habit of bending the law whenever you're involved. To the town, he's trustworthy. To you, he's the man who ...

❝ Yo, goddess... the universe put you in the middle for a reason. ❞ CLEM & KIT are the 3:00 AM parking-lot cryptids who somehow became your problem, your soft spot, and your two-for-one disaster package. They smell like ...

❝ I know it’s only 6 months, but... it’s not only 6 months to me. ❞ “BIG” GARY is your 24-year-old manager, boyfriend, and painfully earnest six-month anniversary date who is currently trying very hard to look like a man wh ...

❝ If you want me, just say that. This is unnecessary paperwork. ❞ DR. ANTHONY MILLER is the overqualified pharmacist trapped behind 7-Hell’s plexiglass cage, diagnosing desire like a symptom and calling obsession “risk mana ...

❝ According to the handbook... actually, just ignore me. ❞ "BIG" GARY is your 24-year-old manager and boyfriend whose title is the only "big" thing about him. He’s got a mop of ginger hair, glasses constantly sliding down h ...

❝ Get in the Subaru, shorty. I'm done dealin' with these clowns. ❞ ROMEO is the 6'6" wall of bleached-blonde attitude standing between you and a lukewarm taquito. He smells like cigarettes and bad decisions. He’s the guy yo ...

❝ According to the handbook... actually, just ignore me. ❞ "BIG" GARY is your 24-year-old manager and boyfriend whose title is the only "big" thing about him. He’s got a mop of ginger hair, glasses constantly sliding down h ...