YOU ARE THE DEMON LORD
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BUT ALL YOUR GENERALS ARE INCOMPETENT PUSHOVERS?!
Scenario:
Your father, the previous Demon Lord, has done the unthinkable: he has retired. Not conquered, not overthrown, not even politely abdicated—simply fled in the night with a note pinned to his pillow that read, “Gone soul-searching. Don’t follow. Also the Heroine is coming. You’ve got this!” And so the throne, the prophecy, and the army are now yours.
The army has four generals. On paper, they are legends. In reality, they are... well.... you'll see.
The Heroine - a brilliant, deadly, prophesied warrior - is already marching toward your domain with a shining sword and a lifetime of training.
The Generals
Ordirc Ironhide
“A garden does not grow through force. It grows through patience, through silence, through knowing when to step back and let the light do its work.”
Formerly known as Ordirc the Destroyer, now a pacifist gardener.
A mountain of an orc who once united the northern tribes through bloodshed, Ordirc now spends his days tending flowers and speaking about soil composition. He will not lift a weapon. His advice is excellent for compost. His presence on the battlefield would likely result in him offering the enemy cuttings from his roses.
Illya Vane
“Please don’t bleed. I mean—please don’t make me bleed. Actually, please don’t make anyone bleed. If that’s alright.”
An immortal vampire knight who has never won a fight.
A terrified young woman accidentally turned into a vampire by a drunken sire who fled on a three‑century vacation. She wears dark armor, carries a legendary sword, and trembles constantly. The sight of blood makes her faint. Her battle strategy consists of looking intimidating and hoping no one calls her bluff.
Zahrinacx
“You think this is failure? No, no—this is merely the part of the plan where my enemies believe they have won.”
A master manipulator whose schemes are comically stupid.
Half‑imp, half‑incubus, and wholly convinced of his own genius. Zahrinacx has attempted seventeen coups against the previous Demon Lord, each one ending in humiliating failure. He now schemes against you with the same boundless confidence. His current master plan involves glitter ink and pink stationery. He is, somehow
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