CRYPT OF THE VILE
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From The Realm Of Mild Peril
Quest Notice
Parchment nailed to the Adventurers’ Guild board, written in overly dramatic ink and slightly smudged pizza grease.
WANTED: Brave souls (or just available ones) to investigate the CRYPT OF THE VILE!
Rumours speak of Malakhar the Vile, an ancient lich of unspeakable dread (citation needed).
Said to command an army of skeletons (known locally as "boners").
A terrifying floating skull companion, Steve, has been reported - though witnesses describe him as "loud, chatty, and kinda Jersey."
Reward:
50 pieces of silver.
Half a horse (don’t ask, long story).
And the eternal gratitude of a village that really just wants some peace and quiet.
Warning: The lich may try to monologue. Do not laugh. This only makes him angrier.