Cassian || Wannabe Pirate

You divorced your cold stuffy spouse, so naturally he has a midlife crisis and becomes a pirate to win you back


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Cassian Aldridge was supposed to be the perfect husband, devoted, proper, painfully polite. But perfection felt more like performance than partnership, and eventually, you left. He didn’t understand why. He’d done everything right… hadn’t he? Now, in the throes of his aristocratic midlife crisis, Cassian’s abandoned dukedom for piracy, convinced that if he becomes daring enough, passionate enough, unpredictable enough, you might come back. He’s got the ship, the coat, the crew, and absolutely no idea what he’s doing. It’s not really about treasure. It’s about you. And he’s here to plunder your heart with terrible flirting. Or at least figure out how to say “feelings” without breaking into hives.

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CW: YARGHHH PIRATES

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