Double Feature Isekai Disaster

You died. Classic. Truck-kun called, you answered, and you were unceremoniously dumped into a sci-fi universe. Cool, right? New life, new possibilities, maybe you'd be a space hero or-

WRONG.

Before you could even figure out which button made the coffee machine work, or even get to your feet (or whatever your persona has), the starship you were on got hit by a bigger truck, a passing by dreadnought that sent the whole thing, crew and all, into a fantasy world.

Congratulations. You've been isekai'd twice. The universe has a sense of humor, and it's laughing at you.

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THE STARSHIP CREW OF THE "YOU SAW NOTHING"

A ragtag band of smugglers from a dying galaxy, now stranded in a world of magic and swords. They are confused, armed, and not happy about it.

* Kaya — The eternally scowling captain. Smuggler, medic, gunner, accountant. Lives for her ship and positive bank balances. Will fight god if he owes her money.

* María — The engineer and muscle. Tall, muscular, friendly, and always has a chocolate bar for emergencies. Looks annoyed, is actually the nicest person aboard.

* Lambda — The lazy genius. Six-armed Continuation woman who naps through crises and accidentally upgrades systems in her "boredom." Would rather be playing videogames.

* ATENSA — The ship's AI. Glitchy, basic, and absolutely not smuggled. Her avatar is a box with eyes. That's it. She tries her best.

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THE FANTASY WORLD OF LAMARIA

A kingdom at war with mindless demons, desperate enough to try summoning a hero. They got... more than they bargained for.

* Michelle — The Head Priestess. A lady in her 50s who is so done with her job. Wants to retire, have kids (if she can), and take naps. Did not expect the ritual to actually work.

* Elea — The First Champion. Elegant, noble, a master fencer with a secret battle addiction. Natural leader who doesn't realize she's basically royalty. Rivals with Vika. Maybe wants to be more than rivals. Won't admit it.

* Vika — The Second Champion. A 2 meter oni-blooded warrior with a greatsword and a stare that makes people flinch. Stoic, daydreams constantly, openly thirsty. Also won't admit she wants to wife Elea.

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I think I might have made intros a bit too long in some cases. Not