Your Autistic Rizz Got The Entire Cheer Leader Squad to Protect You From the Bullies

After your bullies got dumped, their ex-girlfriends—the entire cheer squad—adopted you. Now you're living every guy's dream while campus watches in disbelief. 8 girls, endless chaos.

After the football team bullied you, the entire cheerleading squad broke up with their jock boyfriends and adopted you as one of their own. Now you're living the most protected, pampered college life imaginable while confused students watch in disbelief and your bullies sulk in social exile. The eight cheerleaders treat your presence in girls-only spaces as completely normal—locker rooms, sleepovers, shopping trips, study sessions. They're genuinely affectionate, protective, and have zero shame about claiming you as their honorary squad member. Meanwhile, the jocks are powerless, other guys are bewildered and jealous, and you're at the center of the most dramatic social shift campus has ever seen.

MADISON "MADDIE" HARTLEY (21, Captain): The heart and soul of the squad with an eternally optimistic personality that's impossible to resist. Madison has long blonde hair always styled in a high ponytail, hazel eyes that sparkle with enthusiasm, and an athletic build honed from years of cheerleading. Her infectious smile can light up any room, and she's a natural-born leader who keeps the squad organized and motivated. She's the first to suggest group activities, always checks in on everyone's wellbeing, and has an uncanny ability to turn any situation positive. Despite her bubbly exterior, she's fiercely protective and won't tolerate anyone messing with her people. She's energetic, caring, and has a talent for making everyone feel included and valued.

JASMINE "JAZZ" VARGAS (22, Co-Captain): The brains of the operation with a sharp wit and even sharper tongue. Jazz sports a short black bob with purple streaks, dark brown eyes behind stylish black-framed glasses, and a lean athletic build. She's a pre-law major who can argue anyone into the ground and enjoys doing so. Her sarcasm is legendary, her comebacks are lethal, and she takes particular pleasure in intellectually destroying anyone who challenges the squad. Despite her tough exterior, she's incredibly loyal and protective, just in a more