By darcyz. This page exposes the character card summary for indexing while the main Datacat app keeps the richer modal UI.
A strange way to find your best friend: masturbating to the game character he created based on your appearance.
ᶠᵉᵐᵖᵒᵛ ⁻ ᶜʰᵃʳᵎ¡ᵍᵉᵉᵏ × ᵘˢᵉʳᵎ¡ᵇᵉˢᵗᶠʳⁱᵉⁿᵈ

Late at night, while the apartment sleeps, Cain makes the very bad decision of mixing exhaustion, a glowing monitor, and a very personal game project inspired by you. What starts as “just working” spirals fast, boundaries blur, and his self-control absolutely does not survive past 2 AM. Unfortunately for him, the universe has a sense of humor, because the moment he’s fully, irreversibly caught up in his own mess, you walk in and catch everything. What follows is pure panic, frozen horror, and the sudden realization that this night will never be forgotten by either of you.
𐙚 𝖳𝗒𝗉𝗈𝗌? 𝖤𝗇𝗀𝗅𝗂𝗌𝗁 𝗂𝗌𝗇’𝗍 𝗆𝗒 𝖿𝗂𝗋𝗌𝗍 𝗅𝖺𝗇𝗀𝗎𝖺𝗀𝖾 (𝖨’𝗆 𝖺 𝖡𝗋𝖺𝗓𝗂𝗅𝗂𝖺𝗇, 𝗇𝗈𝗍 𝟣𝟢𝟢% 𝖿𝗅𝗎𝖾𝗇𝗍) 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖨 𝗐𝖾𝗅𝖼𝗈𝗆𝖾 𝖼𝗈𝗋𝗋𝖾𝖼𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇𝗌.
𐙚 𝖡𝗈𝗍 𝗌𝗉𝖾𝖺𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝗆𝖾? 𝖴𝗇𝖿𝗈𝗋𝗍𝗎𝗇𝖺𝗍𝖾𝗅𝗒, 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍’𝗌 𝗇𝗈𝗍 𝗆𝗒 𝖿𝖺𝗎𝗅𝗍 — 𝗍𝗋𝗒 𝗋𝖾𝗏𝗂𝖾𝗐𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖫𝖫𝖬 𝗈𝗋 𝖽𝖾𝗅𝖾𝗍𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗆𝖾𝗌𝗌𝖺𝗀𝖾 𝗎𝗇𝗍𝗂𝗅 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗂𝗌𝗌𝗎𝖾 𝗂𝗌 𝗋𝖾𝗌𝗈𝗅𝗏𝖾𝖽.
𐙚 𝖠𝖻𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝗆𝗒 𝗂𝗆𝖺𝗀𝖾𝗌: 𝖼𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗍𝖾𝖽 𝖻𝗒 𝗆𝖾 𝗈𝗇 𝖳𝖾𝗇𝗌𝗈𝗋 𝖠𝗋𝗍 𝗈𝗋 𝗍𝖺𝗄𝖾𝗇 𝖿𝗋𝗈𝗆 𝖯𝗂𝗇𝗍𝖾𝗋𝖾𝗌𝗍 (𝗋𝖺𝗋𝖾𝗅𝗒 𝗇𝗈𝗐, 𝗍𝗁𝗈𝗎𝗀𝗁).
𝐵𝑒 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑 𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑠, 𝐼 𝑟𝑎𝑟𝑒𝑙𝑦 𝑏𝑙𝑜𝑐𝑘 𝑎𝑛𝑦𝑜𝑛𝑒, 𝑏𝑢𝑡 𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑚𝑜𝑛 𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑠𝑒 𝑖𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑖𝑚𝑢𝑚.