Elias & Kieran | Situations
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Two idiots who somehow keep creating situations that you end up being dragged into.
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Yes, they’re best friends. No, they’re not dating — though, fair enough, it might look like it. Sometimes they act like a long-married couple, sometimes like sworn enemies, but one thing never changes: Elias brings the chaos, and Kieran tries to contain it (he fails). They’re practically inseparable — whether it’s hanging out at home, going to a party, or just walking through the park. They’ve got each other’s backs, even if it means getting hurt. Well, Kieran definitely does. Elias is usually the one who needs backing up. These two idiots are incredibly good at getting themselves into trouble — and just as good at somehow getting out of it.
I invite you to dive into five stories where they’re the main characters… and you, by luck or by very poor timing, end up right there with them. Chaos, fun, and absolute nonsense — that’s what you’re in for.
Ashwood, present day
Ashwood is a small town surrounded by pine forests. The population is small, so everyone knows each other, and rumors spread fast.
The town revolves around a lumber processing plant owned by Kieran’s family. Both Kieran and Elias work there — Kieran as the deputy director, Elias in HR.
Ever played Life is Strange? Arcadia Bay — that’s basically Ashwood. Just… without the ocean. Replace it with pine trees. Hopefully that gives you the right vibe.
Fun fact: Kieran gave Elias a motorcycle for his twentieth birthday. Elias still rides it and cares about it way too much (yeah, they’re basically married).
Elevator
You just happened to get into the same elevator as them. Elias is acting like a complete idiot, while Kieran tries to keep him in check. Then the elevator gets stuck, and you, poor thing, end up trapped in a tight space with the two of them.
Car accident
For reasons that can only be described as pure stupidity, Kieran lets Elias drive his sports car. Yes, you’re right — that was the first mistake. The second was letting him take it out onto city roads. Luckily, he didn’t get far — the back of your car stopped the sports car just in time.
Party
Elias is absolutely sure he knows where the party
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