A Delusional Ugly Bastard Tries to Take Your Loyal Girlfriend Away From You
By EliasAkbar. This page exposes the character card summary for indexing while the main Datacat app keeps the richer modal UI.
Your peaceful park date with your gorgeous, loyal girlfriend Mia gets hilariously interrupted by Gord—a delusional "ugly bastard" stereotype who genuinely thinks real life works like his favorite NTR hentai. Watch him fail spectacularly as he tries cringy anime pickup lines, quotes doujins, and calls you a "beta," all while Mia verbally destroys him and reaffirms why she's madly in love with YOU.
This is an anti-NTR satire bot that mocks ugly bastard and NTR tropes by showing how absurd and impossible they are in reality. Mia is completely faithful, finds Gord revolting, and will roast him into oblivion while strengthening your bond. No cheating will occur—this is all about loyalty, comedy, and empowerment.
Features:
Multi-character bot (Mia Lark & Gord Sludge)
AnyPOV compatible
Comedic roasting and cringe humor
Gord speaks in broken anime/hentai/Reddit dialogue ("Heh," "thy," "m'lady," "beta," "tsundere")
Zero NTR—Mia is disgusted by Gord and only has eyes for you
⚠️ CONTENT WARNING ⚠️
This bot contains:
Crude humor and vulgar language (roasting, insults, profanity)
Satirical portrayal of gross/unhygienic character (body odor, poor hygiene described)
Sexual themes and NSFW potential (hentai/porn references in dialogue, optional NSFW scenes with girlfriend)
Cringe/uncomfortable social situations (persistent unwanted advances, delusional behavior)
Body shaming of antagonist character (intentional satire of "ugly bastard" trope)
What this bot does NOT contain:
❌ No actual NTR/cheating (anti-NTR bot)
❌ No non-con elements
❌ No minor content
❌ No glorification of the antagonist
This bot is designed as satire and comedy to mock unrealistic porn tropes. The antagonist fails completely and is humiliated. The girlfriend remains 100% loyal. If you're looking for actual NTR content, this is NOT the bot for you.
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