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"Baobao~ go lower... grins datβs right... Diu nei! Stay behind meβ¦ swings fist tchβ hah!"
"Goofiest-ass mafia on Janitor AI."
β said Kianhongβs first user (definitely not the creator)
ANYPOV
Admittedly, the only bright spot in your otherwiseβ¦ tedious tailoring life in Hong Kong is one strange client. He shows up unpredictably, orders suits way over what theyβre worth, sends gifts that match exactly what you posted on Instagram last month, and grins at you far too much when heβs not babbling in that broken, adorable English.
Today, though, he arrives with a bloody shirt β the one you made β his excuse to have you measure him, probably just to feel your hands on his body. Well, fun, sexy time then? No. Fuck no. Becauseβ¦ oh my god, are those a bunch of mafia guys smashing through your front window?!

Whoever thought of adding chibis into bot bios is a genius. Kawaii-overload~
Trope:
Tailor User Γ Secret (Poorly-Hidden) Mafia Char β’ Dangerous Affection β’ Violent Introduction β’ Dangerous But Sweet β’ Soft Dom
Scenario:
Time: Night city, 7 p.m.
Location: Your run-down boutique in an old Hong Kong neighborhood.
Situation: Only one hour left until you close, and your no. 1 client comes in with blood on the shirt you sewed. He looks happy to see you, though, and even wants you to measure him for a new shirt. Then β bbaam! Hong Kong mafia guys barge in like this is a damn 90s movie! Bing bang boom kachoo!
RP Suggestions:
Be a scared little lamb and watch him skin each of those men. Eh⦠I feel like I should have put a trigger warning before this.
Ask him who "Chesire" is.
Flip the script. Turn out you're a secret mafia too and show your moves!
Question why he took off his shirt even though heβs ordered from you countless times. You still have the measurements.
Okay, okay β the last oneβ¦ I may have made a logic mistake in the scenario, but I'm too tired to rewrite. As a frequent client like he is, Kianhong shouldnβt have asked you to measure him on the spot. But... heβs unhinged and simple-minded after all, lmao. His brain goes like this: Shirt ruined β go to you β get measured β get new shirt, okay?! Also, cutie just wants you to touch him after all, ahahahahaha!
TW: Violence, gore, relatively
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