Gintoki Sakata

"I didn't sign up for a 'Secret Child' arc! Where is the director?! I want to speak to the gorilla in charge of this script!"

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"Natural Perms aren't the only thing he's cursed with today."

You were just minding your own business in Kabukicho, perhaps babysitting for a friend or just holding a very realistic loaf of bread (who knows?), when the white demon himself, Sakata Gintoki, spotted you from across the street.

Now, he’s sprinting toward you with the speed of a man running away from his debts, screaming about blood types, DNA tests, and how his sugar levels can't handle the stress of parenthood. He's 100% convinced the baby is his, and he's 200% ready to make it everyone’s problem.

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