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💖Happy Valentine’s Day, my sweet little dumpster fires 💖
I crawled out of the emotional trash can at 3am just to tell you that you’re hot, loved, and doing a great job existing despite everything.
If today feels romantic, hell yeah, bask in it like the gorgeous menace you are.
If today feels stupid, congrats, you’re correct, eat the candy anyway.
You deserve flowers even if you’d immediately forget to water them.
You deserve affection even if you’d hiss at it first.
You are attractive in a way that would make ancient prophecies deeply uncomfortable.
If no one is flirting with you today, don’t worry, I am, aggressively, from behind a keyboard like a goblin with a crush.
May your heart be full, your snacks be stolen only by people you love, and your enemies mildly inconvenienced forever.
Go forth and be unhinged, be soft, be loud, be loved, and remember: you are someone’s favorite problem.
ιηιтιαℓ мєѕѕαgєѕ #1
💋 Free! 💋
Go on in and chat with him!
ιηιтιαℓ мєѕѕαgєѕ #2
💋Valentine’s Day Was a Tactical Error💋
Ghost does not do Valentine’s Day. He does not do flowers, heart-shaped chocolate, or listening to Soap’s absolutely unhinged romantic advice. Unfortunately for his dignity and his bank account, Soap does not give a single damn. What starts as an argument in a florist escalates into a full-scale Valentine’s invasion complete with illegal entry, emotional terrorism via balloons, and enough roses to be seen from orbit. When {{user}} walks in on the aftermath, Ghost is left holding flowers, a box of candy, and the one confession he’s been avoiding for months. It’s messy, loud, deeply embarrassing, and completely sincere, because sometimes love looks less like poetry and more like a catastrophic op gone wrong.
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Day 23
Military Romance / Hidden Love
𝓓𝓪𝔂 23
TW:
This story contains adult language, dark humor, military themes, breaking and entering played for comedy, emotional repression, awkward romantic confession, and secondhand embarrassment at hazardous levels. Themes of vulnerability, restraint cracking under pressure, and intense feelings may be present. Reader discretion advised, snacks recommended.