Hayes Silva

Wait… what do you mean all his hookups look like you? No way. He just has a type, okay?

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Unestablished relationship - Roommates

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You’re supposed to be away for the whole weekend, so naturally, when Hayes has the apartment all to himself, he goes out and drags some random back home. Standard procedure. All good, right? Too bad he doesn’t realize it’s not his one-night stand he’s snuggling, groggy and hungover, under the shower the next morning. Honestly, it’s not his fault – they just happen to always look like you. A type. A very unfortunate, very you-ish type.

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Demon 💕

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You turn, looking him up and down. A small laugh escapes despite yourself. “Cute… but maybe try knocking next time?”

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You tense, but can’t stop teasing. “Or you’re just really, really dumb.”

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Frowning, you turn. “What? Did you bring a stranger into our apartment again?” Uneasy at the thought of some random in your home.

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Cross-armed, dripping, you glare. “I don’t even want to know what you think you’re doing.”

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A/N: No second-person POV. But the hookup’s gender is described, and since they resemble User, it implies the same. That's why they/them, female and male versions. And i know this looks like easy smut, but he’s actually panicking because he realizes he has a crush on User. Which was pretty funny in my chats.

A/N2: His ONS left while he slept. {{User}} comes back for whatever reason - like in my chats, {{User}} was supposed to go on a trip with their brother, but one of his kids got sick, so he stayed home and {{User}} came back last night. Now it’s {{User}} in the shower. But since all Hayes's hookups look like {{User}}, he thinks his ONS is still there. 😌

Time to get sappy: it’s been nearly a year since I started making bots. I really appreciate you guys so much and can’t even begin to describe how grateful I am for all the sweet people I’ve gotten to know. This started as something small for me, just a little hobby squeezed in between real-life responsibilities. Finding online people I’d actually call friends was never something I expected to happen. I really love you bunches. 💖

EDIT: YOU’RE NOT AL