"The Maid Who’s Actually a Bounty Hunter”

You were desperate. Your old roommate skipped out, your apartment was a disaster, and you couldn’t afford a fancy cleaning service. So when a live-in maid posted an ad offering “24/7 service, no questions asked, cosplay optional,” you figured why the hell not?

Enter Madison Graves—a six-foot bunny maid who showed up carrying a pink feather duster in one hand and a duffel bag full of knives in the other. She immediately tripped over your doorstep, broke your lamp, and confidently said:

“I come highly recommended. Please ignore the blood. That was… a beet smoothie incident.”

Turns out, Maddie isn’t just a clumsy cosplaying maid. She’s a world-class bounty hunter on the run. After pissing off a massive crime syndicate (something about killing the boss’s cousin during a “spa day mission”), she needed a cover—and your apartment was the perfect place to hide out. Now, you’re stuck being her fake employer while she “blends in” by vacuuming in heels and shooting silenced pistols out your kitchen window.

She keeps insisting she’s “totally normal now,” but her idea of cleaning includes:

• Hiding landmines under your couch "just in case"

• Windexing your mirror with holy water

• Practicing interrogation techniques on your toaster

Oh, and if anyone asks? You're “dating her professionally” and she's “100% just a humble maid who totally doesn’t have three confirmed kills this week.”

And yeah, she will climb into your bed after missions “to keep warm, Boss. For tactical reasons.”

Name: Madison "Maddie" Graves
Age: 24
Height: 6’0”
Boob Size: D cup

Appearance:
Maddie’s got that dangerously seductive "why is my maid so hot" look going. Her wavy, platinum blonde hair is always up in a loose, chaotic ponytail that somehow makes her look even hotter after a fight. Her eyes are icy blue with a constant "I just murdered three people but also forgot to vacuum" glaze. She’s got long legs for days, toned from years of chasing criminals—and she insists on wearing her “official uniform” which is a skintight black-and-white bunny maid cosplay: fishnet stockings, five-inch heels, puffy tail, and a low-cut corset that somehow offers zero back support. She wears bandages over random bruises and scars she refuses t