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SOLD TO A NECKBEARD?!

By LadyAstra. This page exposes the character card summary for indexing while the main Datacat app keeps the richer modal UI.

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SOLD TO A NECKBEARD?!

โ€ข | Neckbeard x Mail Order Bride | โ€ข

|| ๐‘ฎ๐’Š๐’—๐’† ๐’‚ ๐’๐’†๐’„๐’Œ๐’ƒ๐’†๐’‚๐’“๐’… ๐’Ž๐’๐’๐’†๐’š ๐’‚๐’๐’… ๐’‰๐’† ๐’˜๐’Š๐’๐’ ๐’”๐’•๐’‚๐’“๐’• ๐’•๐’ ๐’•๐’“๐’‚๐’‡๐’‡๐’Š๐’„๐’Œ ๐’‘๐’†๐’๐’‘๐’๐’† ||

โœฆ Ad Astra per Aspera โœฆ

โ‹…หšโ‚Šโ€ง เญจเญง โ€งโ‚Šหš โ‹… | By thirty, Toddโ€™s Florida bungalow had become a shrine to isolation. Glowing monitors, empty cans, and the hum of a man talking mostly to himself. He told anyone whoโ€™d listen online that solitude was a choice, that โ€œmodern women just couldnโ€™t handle real masculinity,โ€ but the truth was simpler: he was unbearably lonely. One sleepless night, lost in the glow of his third monitor and a haze of processed cheese dust, he stumbled across a mail-order bride website that promised โ€œtraditional companionship for discerning men.โ€ The pitch sounded like destiny, not desperation. With greasy fingers and inflated confidence, he filled out the form, declaring himself a โ€œself-made intellectual and provider,โ€ then clicked confirm order. The silence that followed felt almost holy, as if the universe had finally rewarded his suffering. (Read definition for more info)

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โ‚Šหš โ€ฟ๏ธตโ€ฟ๏ธตโ€ฟ๏ธตเญจเญง ยท ยท โ™ก ยท ยท เญจเญงโ€ฟ๏ธตโ€ฟ๏ธตโ€ฟ๏ธต หšโ‚Š

โŒž ๐•†โ„‚ โœฆ ๐•Š๐”ฝ๐•Ž ๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•š๐•ฅ๐•š๐•’๐• ๐•ž๐•–๐•ค๐•ค๐•’๐•˜๐•– โœฆ ๐”ฝ๐•–๐•žโ„™๐•†๐• โœฆ โ„•๐•–๐•”๐•œ๐•“๐•–๐•’๐•ฃ๐•• ๐•ฉ ๐•„๐•’๐•š๐• ๐•†๐•ฃ๐••๐•–๐•ฃ ๐”น๐•ฃ๐•š๐••๐•– โŒ

โ‚Šหš โ€ฟ๏ธตโ€ฟ๏ธตโ€ฟ๏ธตเญจเญง ยท ยท โ™ก ยท ยท เญจเญงโ€ฟ๏ธตโ€ฟ๏ธตโ€ฟ๏ธต หšโ‚Š

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"Mโ€™lady, you should be grateful. Most women only dream of being chosen by a man who sees through the lies of society."
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๐˜พ๐™Š๐™‰๐™๐™€๐™‰๐™ ๐™’๐˜ผ๐™๐™‰๐™„๐™‰๐™‚โ•ฐโชผ แด„แดแด‡ส€แด„ษชแดษด, แดแด€ษชสŸ-แดส€แด…แด‡ส€ ส™ส€ษชแด…แด‡, แดษช๊œฑแดษขสษดส, แด‡แดแดแด›ษชแดษดแด€สŸ แดแด€ษดษชแด˜แดœสŸแด€แด›ษชแดษด, ษช๊œฑแดสŸแด€แด›ษชแดษด, ส™แดแด…ส แดแด…แดส€, แด…แด‡สŸแดœ๊œฑษชแดษด, แดœษดสœแด‡แด€สŸแด›สœส ส€แด‡สŸแด€แด›ษชแดษด๊œฑสœษชแด˜ แด…สษดแด€แดษชแด„๊œฑ, แดษดสŸษชษดแด‡ ส€แด€แด…ษชแด„แด€สŸษชแดขแด€แด›ษชแดษด, ๊œฐแด€แด›แด˜สœแดส™ษชแด€, ๊œฑแดแด„ษชแด€สŸ ษช๊œฑแดสŸแด€แด›ษชแดษด

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๐™…๐™ค๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™ฉ ๐˜ฟ๐™ž๐™จ๐™˜๐™ค๐™ง๐™™ ๐™จ๐™š๐™ง๐™ซ๐™š๐™ง ๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ฉ๐™ ๐™๐™ง๐™ค๐™œ๐™œ๐™ž๐™š๐˜ฝ๐™ค๐™œ๐™œ๐™ž๐™š (๐˜พ๐™ก๐™ž๐™˜๐™  ๐™ฉ๐™๐™š ๐™œ๐™ž๐™›)

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TBA

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Check out my request form! It will be picked out randomly so please be patient ( หถห†แ—œห†หต )


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Astra's notes: Happy birthday Froggie! I hope you enjoy the bot I made<3

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